Don't know if you've seen this before, but just in case...
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should
brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, "You are in charge of the cooking around
here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I
can just wait for my coffee."
The wife replies, "No you should do it because it is in the
Bible that the man should do the coffee."
The husband replies, "I can't believe that, prove it to me."
So the wife fetched her Bible and, opening it to the New
Testament, turned to her husband and showed him where, at
the top of several pages, it indeed says... HEBREWS.
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should
brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, "You are in charge of the cooking around
here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I
can just wait for my coffee."
The wife replies, "No you should do it because it is in the
Bible that the man should do the coffee."
The husband replies, "I can't believe that, prove it to me."
So the wife fetched her Bible and, opening it to the New
Testament, turned to her husband and showed him where, at
the top of several pages, it indeed says... HEBREWS.