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[PastorFreud]

I had a Spongebob Squarepants game on my computer. I had to delete and uninstall it. I also laid hands on my monitor and rebuked the spirit of Spongebob commanding all demons to come out of my computer. Then I leaned over the monitor and whispered "ba..by".

Well, I thought my computer was delivered, but to make sure I sprinkled Holy Water on it. There must have been some demons left in it, because there were sparks and fire from the debil. I had to pay $900 to get the information off my hard drive for my new computer, but at least I am free from demons. I blame that Nickelodeon site. That's where I downloaded the evil sponge demon. Thank God I did not lose my Christian inappropriate content collection!

 

[Annabel Lee]

Today at 12:03 AM Sin of Man said this in Post #20



Yes...... sowwy miss. I can't help it.

Spongebob squarepants is my favourite cartoon, I'm in even deeper trouble.

Well that figures!
Of course that perverted, immoral yellow guy would be your favorite cartoon character.

Sin of Man, you are on the fast track to the Devil's Playground.
Rebuke your demons!

 

[PastorFreud]

Today at 01:20 AM Annabel Lee said this in Post #22



Well that figures!
Of course that perverted, immoral yellow guy would be your favorite cartoon character.

Sin of Man, you are on the fast track to the Devil's Playground.
Rebuke your demons!

Just don't pour holy water on you computer!!

 

I have been watching too much Buffy the Vampire Slayer!

 

[Annabel Lee]

Today at 12:23 AM PastorFreud said this in Post #23




Just don't pour holy water on you computer!!

Well I know better that that. Everyone knows you should use Holy Oil.

I have been watching too much Buffy the Vampire Slayer!

This is worse than being a Spongebobophile!

 

[PastorFreud]

Darn! I should have used oil! Now I will know for the next time.

I once had a little bottle of Myrrh anointing oil that I carried in my pocket in a special "no break" container. Then it broke. I had trouble explaining to my wife why I smelled like perfume and it was days before the smell weakened.

This thread is off topic. No one responded to my post that was written during a moment of being possessed by a fundy spirit.