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CF has always been a site that welcomes people from different backgrounds and beliefs to participate in discussion and even debate. That is the nature of its ministry. In view of recent events emotions are running very high. We need to remind people of some basic principles in debating on this site. We need to be civil when we express differences in opinion. No personal attacks. Avoid you, your statements. Don't characterize an entire political party with comparisons to Fascism or Communism or other extreme movements that committed atrocities. CF is not the place for broad brush or blanket statements about groups and political parties. Put the broad brushes and blankets away when you come to CF, better yet, put them in the incinerator. Debate had no place for them. We need to remember that people that commit acts of violence represent themselves or a small extreme faction.
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How do you kill a blue elephant?
Shoot him with a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a pink elephant?
Hold his nose until he turns blue and shoot him with a blue elephant gun.
Shoot him with a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a pink elephant?
Hold his nose until he turns blue and shoot him with a blue elephant gun.
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A retired preacher wanted to sell his aging horse. A not so smart fella came along and saw the horse. Looking for a good deal, he approached the preacher asking about the horse. "I'll give him to you for $10.00". The fella was impressed. "DEAL!" He said with glee. The preacher warned him, "there is only one problem...and you must not forget this...the horse will only go if you say 'Praise the Lord' and he will only stop if you say 'amen'." The fella, being very excited, didn't pay too much attention. He shoved $10 into the preacher's hand and mounted his new steed.
"Giddy-up" he yelped. Nothing. "Come on horse" the fella yelled as he jabbed the nag in the ribs with his feet. Nothing. "oh yeah...what was it I wuz s'posed to say....that's right...Praise the Lord!!". The horse began to gallop. They were galloping along and having a good time when up ahead the fella spotted a cliff. He pulled on the reigns and yelled "whoa boy". The dense horse didn't stop. "Stop ya stoopid horse". Nothing. In a panic, the fella's usually cloudy mind cleared and he exclaimed "AMEN!!!". The horse stopped at the very edge of the cliff. the fella looked down to see pebbles loosened by the horse's hooves falling down the cliff. The relieved fella looked up in the sky, wiped his brow and loudly stated...."PRAISE THE LORD".
http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm86740US cr....who loves to laugh at her own jokes.
"Giddy-up" he yelped. Nothing. "Come on horse" the fella yelled as he jabbed the nag in the ribs with his feet. Nothing. "oh yeah...what was it I wuz s'posed to say....that's right...Praise the Lord!!". The horse began to gallop. They were galloping along and having a good time when up ahead the fella spotted a cliff. He pulled on the reigns and yelled "whoa boy". The dense horse didn't stop. "Stop ya stoopid horse". Nothing. In a panic, the fella's usually cloudy mind cleared and he exclaimed "AMEN!!!". The horse stopped at the very edge of the cliff. the fella looked down to see pebbles loosened by the horse's hooves falling down the cliff. The relieved fella looked up in the sky, wiped his brow and loudly stated...."PRAISE THE LORD".
http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm86740US cr....who loves to laugh at her own jokes.
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