A man and woman get married. They go on their honeymoon and return a week later. As soon as they had time to settle in, the wife told her husband, "honey, sit down, and I'll fix you a wonderful dinner." The man did as he was told, and the woman soon called him. He sit down and was presented with, Steak, baked potatoe, green beans, and apple pie for desert. He thought, "My goodness, I must be the luckiest man in the world."
The next day, the man went to work. When he arrived at home that evening, his wife called to him, "honey, supper's on the table." Again the man could only smile and think to himself, "I really made the right decision in marrying this woman." He sat down and was presented with: Steak, baked potatoe, green beans, and apple pie for desert. He thought, "well, this is strange, but who am I to complain."
The next day, a similar scene occurred. The man came home, and sat down. In came his wife with two plates on which were (you guessed it): Steak, baked potatoe, green beans, and apple pie for dessert. The man stood up, looked at his wife, and said, "King James Version, Hebrews 13:8." He then stormed out of the room.
His wife thought for a moment, then went to the book case, and pulled down the old tattered King James Bible. She opened to Hebrews 13:8 and read, "Jesus Christ, the same yesterday, today, forever."
The next day, the man went to work. When he arrived at home that evening, his wife called to him, "honey, supper's on the table." Again the man could only smile and think to himself, "I really made the right decision in marrying this woman." He sat down and was presented with: Steak, baked potatoe, green beans, and apple pie for desert. He thought, "well, this is strange, but who am I to complain."
The next day, a similar scene occurred. The man came home, and sat down. In came his wife with two plates on which were (you guessed it): Steak, baked potatoe, green beans, and apple pie for dessert. The man stood up, looked at his wife, and said, "King James Version, Hebrews 13:8." He then stormed out of the room.
His wife thought for a moment, then went to the book case, and pulled down the old tattered King James Bible. She opened to Hebrews 13:8 and read, "Jesus Christ, the same yesterday, today, forever."
