Guys....

[sweetlambofgod]

lol I am sending this to my Dad

haha I am going to send it to mine as well and my grandpa lol.

 

[Niels]

Yes. It would show that her dad has a sense of humor.

 

[Tenorvoice]

Well I had said that I sent it to my SO, and asked her if her dad would want me to fill it out, and she told me that she thought it was hillarious, but her dad most likley would not.



(I still may fill it out and send it back to her, all but the SS# that is )

 

[nathans1987]

haha sure

 

[LOVEthroughINTELLECT]

Would you still want to date a young lady if her father presented you with this?

APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER

NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unlessaccompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage,and current medical report from your doctor.

NAME_____________________________________
DATE OF BIRTH_____________HEIGHT___________
WEIGHT____________ IQ__________ GPA_____________
SOCIAL SECURITY #_________________ DRIVERS LICENSE #________________
BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES____________________________________________
HOME ADDRESS_______________________ CITY/STATE___________ ZIP______

Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No
Is one male and the other female? ___Yes ___No
If No, explain: __________________________________________________ ____________
Number of years they have been married ______________________________
If less than your age, explain __________________________________________________ ____________ __________________________________________________ ____________

ACCESSORIES SECTION:
A. Do you own or have access to a van? __Yes __No
B. A truck with oversized tires? __Yes __No
C. A waterbed? __Yes __No
D. A pickup with a mattress in the back? __Yes __No
E. A tattoo? __Yes __No
F. Do you have an earring, nose ring, __Yes __No pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring?
(IF YOU ANSWERED "YES" TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATIONAND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY. I SUGGEST RUNNING.)

ESSAY SECTION:

In 50 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you? __________________________________________________ ____________ __________________________________________________ ____________

In 50 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you? __________________________________________________ ____________ __________________________________________________ ____________

In 50 words or less, what does "ABSTINENCE" mean to you? __________________________________________________ ____________ __________________________________________________ ____________

REFERENCES SECTION:
Church you attend __________________________________________________ _
How often you attend ________________________________________________
When would be the best time to interview your: father? _____________ mother? _____________ pastor? _____________

SHORT-ANSWER SECTION:
Answer by filling in the blank. Please answer freely, all answers are confidential.
A: If I were shot, the last place I would want shot would be:______________________________
B: If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my: _____________________________
C: A woman's place is in the: __________________________________________________ ______
D: The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is: _________________________
E. What do you want to do IF you grow up? _______________________ __________________________________________________ ____________ __________________________________________________ ____________

F. When I meet a girl, the thing I always notice about her first is: __________________________________________________ ____________

G. What is the current going rate of a hotel room? __________________

I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TOTHE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT,NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESEWATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.

____________________________________Applicant's Signature (that means sign your name, moron!)

________________________Mother's Signature Father's Signature_______________________________

________________________Pastor/Priest/Rabbi State Representative/Congressman_________________


Thank you for your interest, and it had better be genuine andnon-sexual. Please allow four to six years for processing.You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please donot try to call or write (since you probably can't, and it wouldcause you injury). If your application is rejected, you will benotified by two gentleman wearing white ties carrying violin cases.(you might watch your back)

Can I write a resume instead?

 

[sweetlambofgod]

Can I write a resume instead?

no sorry.

 

[OhhJim]

Being the smart-aleck that I am, I would ask him for a certified letter from a psychiatrist who has examined his daughter and concluded that she had no abnormal psychoses due to poor parenting/inappropriate relationships. I'd also ask for an MD's signature that the daughter is physically healthy, and hasn't eaten too much fried or salted foods. Then I would want to see any and all diplomas, to prove she was educated properly. And, finally, I'd ask his pastor to verify that he took (not sent) her to church on a regular basis.

Two can play that game, big daddy!

 

[sweetlambofgod]

Being the smart-aleck that I am, I would ask him for a certified letter from a psychiatrist who has examined his daughter and concluded that she had no abnormal psychoses due to poor parenting/inappropriate relationships. I'd also ask for an MD's signature that the daughter is physically healthy, and hasn't eaten too much fried or salted foods. Then I would want to see any and all diplomas, to prove she was educated properly. And, finally, I'd ask his pastor to verify that he took (not sent) her to church on a regular basis.

Two can play that game, big daddy!

LOL oh man!

 

[NoCompromise]

Good idea...and by the way, your daughter is precious.

I need to print and make copies for when my daughter is a teenager. Of course he will be required to fill it out in front of me, while I'm cleaning my guns, sharpening some knives, staring at him the whole time, with one eye crossed and a nervous tick.

 

[2LivIsChrist]

lol, this is something I could see my dad doing.

 

[Rory]

LOL nice app..

My dad always tells my lil sis's potentials "Anything you do to her, I get to do to you" that always leaves them with a nervous laugh cause he can somehow say it dead serious.

 

[sweetlambofgod]

LOL nice app..

My dad always tells my lil sis's potentials "Anything you do to her, I get to do to you" that always leaves them with a nervous laugh cause he can somehow say it dead serious.

LOL

 

[OhhJim]

My dad always tells my lil sis's potentials "Anything you do to her, I get to do to you" that always leaves them with a nervous laugh cause he can somehow say it dead serious.

I'd say, "Great, where are you taking me for dinner?"

 

[sweetlambofgod]

I'd say, "Great, where are you taking me for dinner?"

LOL

 

[chiyongam]

I'd say, "Great, where are you taking me for dinner?"

Haha Hilarious . My stomach hurts from laughing!

 

[gier12]

So if I met this girl that I absolutely adored, she was sweet, caring, smart, likes dogs, reads the bible, and could pray to God with me (my ideal girl lol), and her dad just so happened to be a nut. Sure I'd feel one out, I mean how many chances do you get to meet someone so special, hey and the fact that her dad would be nutty would even make it more special. I figure what if you married her, had kids (whoa slow down Jonny) think about how cool of a story that would be to tell your little ones that their grandpa was crazy. Man I love in-laws *winks*. God bless, what a fun thread eh?

YBIC,
J

 

[sweetlambofgod]

So if I met this girl that I absolutely adored, she was sweet, caring, smart, likes dogs, reads the bible, and could pray to God with me (my ideal girl lol), and her dad just so happened to be a nut. Sure I'd feel one out, I mean how many chances do you get to meet someone so special, hey and the fact that her dad would be nutty would even make it more special. I figure what if you married her, had kids (whoa slow down Jonny) think about how cool of a story that would be to tell your little ones that their grandpa was crazy. Man I love in-laws *winks*. God bless, what a fun thread eh?

YBIC,
J

haha I love your attitude

 

[OhhJim]

I actually think the father's attitude can be very helpful. Guys, learn to schmooze. If you can learn to schmooze a psycho, overprotective father, you can schmooze anyone.

Lest you think I don't know what I'm talking about, I dated a girl when I was 19, whose father made guys ask him if they could take her out. I had to ask him all the time, for permission to date her. It helped make me a smooth talker. Sort of. And it didn't really make much difference on our dates. It's amazing how easy it is to get lost on the way to the library.

 

[koban4max]

I wouldn't want to fill an application out just to date a girl.

It's not worth it. Just a "waste of time."

 

[PassionateOne]

ha ha i've seen that before

I think I would like that because I would respect her dad for caring about his daughter and what happens to her. I know i will be using this for my 10 daughters' boyfriends....

since you're only 21, you must've started young having kids.