Guys! The world is ending! Like, Right Now!

[ToddNotTodd]

Wasn’t this supposed to be the kill switch event for us vaxxed folks? I’m remarkably not dead.

And how, pray tell, are we supposed to believe you're not dead?

 

[durangodawood]

Wasn’t this supposed to be the kill switch event for us vaxxed folks? I’m remarkably not dead.

Oooh this is my fav theory yet!

 

[essentialsaltes]

Joe Biden's eyesight is so puny and weak he cannot stare at the sun without protection.

 

[Belk]

No, the latest one is always the worst, because the whole world is going downhill in a handbasket... whatever a handbasket is.

 

[Aaron112]

Oooh this is my fav theory yet!

hmmm..... when is the dirge ?

 

[RocK Guy]

"Shady" news at least.

No need to be Afraid of the Shade

 

[Aaron112]

No need to be Afraid of the Shade

Fear nothing other than "a consuming fire"!

footnote:Most people continue to be afraid of the light, and won't come to the light, because their lives are evil.

 

[Bradskii]

I’m remarkably not dead.

That's what they want you to think.

 

[SavedByGrace3]

Watch live!!

Telescope view shows peak totality of eclipse in Florida

We won't see another full eclipse in the U.S. until 2044.

www.wesh.com

:0)

Not sure what the link has to do with the "end of the world." Is this something you surmised and added?

 

[SarahsKnight]

Is Arkansas okay?

Far as I can tell, yeah. (I live in Magnolia, AR, right now, where I went to college.)

Then again, I think I slept through the eclipse.

 

[SarahsKnight]

Wasn’t this supposed to be the kill switch event for us vaxxed folks? I’m remarkably not dead.

Wait, seriously? Some people have been saying that?

 

[Desk trauma]

Wait, seriously? Some people have been saying that?

And many other absurdities.

 

[SarahsKnight]

And many other absurdities.

Welp, kill switch worries can be considered assuaged. Far as I can tell, I am still alive.

 

[Desk trauma]

Welp, kill switch worries can be considered assuaged. Far as I can tell, I am still alive.

That’s what they want us to think!

 

[RocK Guy]

Fear nothing other than "a consuming fire"!

footnote:Most people continue to be afraid of the light, and won't come to the light, because their lives are evil.

Not to worry, I have not been given a spirit of fear
but of power and love and of a sound mind - 2 Timothy 1:7

Wait, seriously? Some people have been saying that?

Many vaxxed are croaking on their own, no eclipse needed.

 

[The IbanezerScrooge]

Not sure what the link has to do with the "end of the world." Is this something you surmised and added?

Better?

The total solar eclipse failed to bring about the end times. I'm disappointed.

I was banking on the solar eclipse ushering in the end times and saving me from the unbearable horrors of a presidential election year.

www.usatoday.com

 

[RocK Guy]

The total solar eclipse failed to bring about the end times. I'm disappointed.

Ever since Jesus first came to earth we have been in the end times.

Now we are in the last days as we see the rise of globalism and more and more calls calls for one world govt / one world leader

 

[RDKirk]

Ever since Jesus first came to earth we have been in the end times.

Now we are in the last days as we see the rise of globalism and more and more calls calls for one world govt / one world leader

The world already had one leader even back then. That was Lucifer. He offered all the kingdoms of the world to Jesus because they were already his.

 

[RocK Guy]

The world already had one leader even back then. That was Lucifer. He offered all the kingdoms of the world to Jesus because they were already his.

Yep and sometimes in the not too distant future satan will personally posses a man who will be the ant-christ.

There's only two man the Word of God says were personally possessed by satan... Judas and the anti-christ

 

[A2SG]

They are getting us ready for.... something.

Like shutting down the sun for a couple hours a day.

It's all a plot! Montgomery Burns is behind it all!

-- A2SG, where's Maggie when we need her???