"Thank you, your German-ness. I had a wonderful time visiting my long lost aunt. And I think you've successfully insubordinated her, so you should let her go soon. Have a wonderful day." And with that, and a wave at Jelly, since the music was too loud to say goodbye, Joy skipped out of the Indoctrination Center. Find Spike, free him, Free Jelly too. Find Spike, free him, free Jelly too. Find a waffle iron, make blue waffles... I mean, find Spike, free him and Jelly... Jelly donuts!
In the ten minute walke home, Joy managed to forget what she needed to do four times, and disrupt three games of tic tac toe. Thankfully, she remembered what she really needed to do when she opened the door to her apartment, and promptly wrote it on her hand with a bright orange permanent marker. Then, frequently checking her hand, she went to dig through her pile of new shopping-spree stuff. Suprisingly enough (or not surprisingly, since this story is full of unbelievable coincidences) she found an inflatable cactus in the mound of markers, and other random things that had been knocked off the display, into her cart. She immediately inflated it, set it in one of her old flower pots and scribbled over the random marker drawings that were all over the pot with a permanent marker that kind of matched the pot's original color. Once that was finished, she carefully wrote "Not Spike" on the bottom, just in case, and threw some dirt from her backyard into the pot.
Then it was time for her disguise, which end up involving a black wig, two fake mustaches for eyebrows, a black poddle skirt, and a bright yellow t-shirt with a smiley face on it. The result looked suspisciously like a bumblebee with a unibrow. Not that Joy cared; she grabbed "Not-Spike" as she'd begun calling the fake cactus, and dashed out the door, narrowly avoiding a collision with an angry tic tac toe-er who was saying something about her cruel vandalism of his board (she'd added nine more squares, making it a Connect Four board) and slid down the stair rail, which only ever works in stories, since stair rails are usually too close to the wall. All in all, it was a very productive hour. Now all she had to do was find the Empress. That, on the other hand, ended up taking another twenty minutes, since she didn't really think he'd invade the coffee shop that was known for being used by the King of Australia.