I found this in the Christian teens section and thought it was hilarious!
Just wanted to share it with ya'll. Hope you like it.
Great Reasons to be a Guy
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat
You know stuff about tanks
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase
You can open all your own jars
Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind
You can go to the bathroom without a support group
You don't have to learn to spell a new last name
You can leave the motel bed unmade
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
Wedding plans take care of themselves
If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend
Your underwear is $10 for a three pack
If you are 34 and single, nobody notices
Everything on your face stays its original color
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passengers seat
Three pairs fo shoes are more than enough
You don't have to clean the apartment if the meter reader is coming
Car mechanics tell you the truth
You can quietly watch a game with your buddy without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me ."
Gray hair and wrinkles only add character
Wedding dress - $2000. Tuxedo rental - 75 bucks
You don't mooch off others desserts
You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends
Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with "So, notice anything different?"
You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes
At least a few belches are expected and tolerated
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons
You can do your nails with a pocketknife
Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes
Based on stereotypes of each gender. A bit of clean fun.
Dan
Just wanted to share it with ya'll. Hope you like it.
Great Reasons to be a Guy
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat
You know stuff about tanks
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase
You can open all your own jars
Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind
You can go to the bathroom without a support group
You don't have to learn to spell a new last name
You can leave the motel bed unmade
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
Wedding plans take care of themselves
If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend
Your underwear is $10 for a three pack
If you are 34 and single, nobody notices
Everything on your face stays its original color
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passengers seat
Three pairs fo shoes are more than enough
You don't have to clean the apartment if the meter reader is coming
Car mechanics tell you the truth
You can quietly watch a game with your buddy without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me ."
Gray hair and wrinkles only add character
Wedding dress - $2000. Tuxedo rental - 75 bucks
You don't mooch off others desserts
You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends
Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with "So, notice anything different?"
You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes
At least a few belches are expected and tolerated
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons
You can do your nails with a pocketknife
Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes
Based on stereotypes of each gender. A bit of clean fun.
Dan
