Great Combacks..

[Tishri1]

our four year old in the car one day said

Do you smell something?

we said no


he said

You will

 

[GuardianShua]

our four year old in the car one day said

Do you smell something?

we said no


he said

You will

Surprise!

 

[visionary]

our four year old in the car one day said

Do you smell something?

we said no


he said

You will

:o

 

[GuardianShua]

our four year old in the car one day said

Do you smell something?

we said no


he said

You will

Can't you just smell the history in this place?

 

[GuardianShua]

Flies are not your friends just because they tickle you.

 

[Heber]

Santa is but one typo from Satan!!!

 

[The Truth Seeker]

As one of the traincars carried the Jews to their execution in Germany, one man began to Praise G-d. Another man said, "What are you praising about?" The first man said, "Because G-d didn't make me like them."

Paraphrased, borrowed and remembered always from a plack that is hung in the Jewish Museum, Chicago, IL

 

[visionary]

An Israeli, with a sense of humor, was at United Nations recently and set the historical record to the Land of ISrael straight. An ingenious example of speech, humor and politics occurred in the United Nation...s General Assembly and made the world community smile.

The representative from Israel began: "Before starting my talk I want to tell you something about Moses: When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, 'What a good opportunity to have a bath!'

"So Moses removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water. But when he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Palestinian had stolen them!"

At this point, the Palestinian representative at the UN jumped up furiously and shouted, "What are you talking about? The Palestinians weren't there then!"

The Israeli representative looked at him, smiled and said, "Thank you. And now that we have made that fact clear (that there were no "Palestinians" in the Land back then), I will begin my speech..."

 

[lilangel04_86]

Some times things can be said with humor.. and still get the point across..

Have you any great comebacks you would like to share?

The next time you hear some parent complaining that their child is mis-behaving, simply smile at them, and say: "Why are you so upset? Don't you understand that your child is under GRACE, not law!" ROTFL!!!!

Haha, they might be under God's grace, but they're under my law.

 

[Lulav]

An Israeli, with a sense of humor, was at United Nations recently and set the historical record to the Land of ISrael straight. An ingenious example of speech, humor and politics occurred in the United Nation...s General Assembly and made the world community smile.

The representative from Israel began: "Before starting my talk I want to tell you something about Moses: When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, 'What a good opportunity to have a bath!'

"So Moses removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water. But when he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Palestinian had stolen them!"

At this point, the Palestinian representative at the UN jumped up furiously and shouted, "What are you talking about? The Palestinians weren't there then!"

The Israeli representative looked at him, smiled and said, "Thank you. And now that we have made that fact clear (that there were no "Palestinians" in the Land back then), I will begin my speech..."

 

[visionary]

This is a cat's way ... Cat's meow

 

[Temptinfates]

A man looks up to Hashem one day and asks..
Man: How much is a million dollars to you?
Hashem: I own it all--it's just a penny to me.

Man: How much is a million years to you?
Hashem: I'm eternal--it's just a second to me.

Man: May I have a penny?
Hashem: Sure, hang on a second.

 

[anisavta]

This is a cat's way ... Cat's meow

I just love that one! Now when my Hubby or I hear a dog barking in the neighborhood, we'll remark, "Oh I hear a cat!"

 

[visionary]

It was the look on the cat's face, when caught.. and the change back to meowing that said it all.. too funny.

 

[Temptinfates]

Wait till I show my wife--she is such a cat-lover