A little humor.
We have all heard about the Herman Cain incident. Four women came forward after 10 years claiming sexual harassment. Well here's my take on it.
The following is only gossip, but it may be true.
I heard that when one of the woman met Herman Cain, and "Zing went the strings of her heart."
These four women have a new dance routine, its called the four step and duck.
I heard that one of the four women had always wanted to be a childhood star. But instead of a star, she turned out to be the most eligible single woman in the trail-park. She was so popular, she had to dig a moat around her trailer.
The one woman who had a child out of wed-lock used to have a slogan, "Safety last."
I had heard that two of the women who sued Herman Cain had been kidnapped, and carried across state lines. This may be the reason they haven't showed their faces.
A Hollywood producer asked two of the accusers if they would like to star in a movie. One of them asked, "What's the name of the movie going to be? He said, "The hounds from hell."
One of the ladies told a reporter about a boy-friend she had. She said, "Once trust went out of our relationship, it wasn't fun lying to him anymore."
Were their accusations against Herman Cain unexpected? maybe, but their intentions had a wild ten years.
One of the woman was heard say, "Mountain men will sing about us."
The four women were seen picketing outside at a debate Herman Cain was taking part in. One of the signs read, "Flight of the oppressed."
I also heard that one of the girls was getting married. She handed me a wedding invitation. My friend asked me, What's on the invitation?" I replied, "A guy holding a shotgun."
My take on the Herman Cain accusers.
Phil LaSpino www.seekfirstwisdom.com
We have all heard about the Herman Cain incident. Four women came forward after 10 years claiming sexual harassment. Well here's my take on it.
The following is only gossip, but it may be true.
I heard that when one of the woman met Herman Cain, and "Zing went the strings of her heart."
These four women have a new dance routine, its called the four step and duck.
I heard that one of the four women had always wanted to be a childhood star. But instead of a star, she turned out to be the most eligible single woman in the trail-park. She was so popular, she had to dig a moat around her trailer.
The one woman who had a child out of wed-lock used to have a slogan, "Safety last."
I had heard that two of the women who sued Herman Cain had been kidnapped, and carried across state lines. This may be the reason they haven't showed their faces.
A Hollywood producer asked two of the accusers if they would like to star in a movie. One of them asked, "What's the name of the movie going to be? He said, "The hounds from hell."
One of the ladies told a reporter about a boy-friend she had. She said, "Once trust went out of our relationship, it wasn't fun lying to him anymore."
Were their accusations against Herman Cain unexpected? maybe, but their intentions had a wild ten years.
One of the woman was heard say, "Mountain men will sing about us."
The four women were seen picketing outside at a debate Herman Cain was taking part in. One of the signs read, "Flight of the oppressed."
I also heard that one of the girls was getting married. She handed me a wedding invitation. My friend asked me, What's on the invitation?" I replied, "A guy holding a shotgun."
My take on the Herman Cain accusers.
Phil LaSpino www.seekfirstwisdom.com
