Google Rolls Out New ‘Worldview-Checker’

[redleghunter]

MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—In a move to combat the spread of dangerous worldviews that disagree with those of Google executives and employees, the tech behemoth has announced a new feature in its search engine: an ‘approved worldview checker’ to ensure all opinions expressed online line up with progressive ideals.

The feature was automatically added to Google search results, rolling out to all users early Thursday morning.

According to a Google rep, any website, article, news story, or opinion piece that deviates from the dogmatic brand of liberalism espoused by the tech giant will be slapped with a warning label indicating its opinions have been checked by Google personnel and found to be incongruent with approved lines of thinking.

“What we’ve noticed, especially through the 2016 election season and beyond,” one Google rep said, “is that unapproved opinions were spreading like wildfire. This new feature will ensure people allow giant tech companies to tell them what to believe, rather than using their own faculties to determine whether or not they agree with a particular political viewpoint.”

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[Sketcher]

lol

 

[Daniel9v9]

I have to admit, at first glance I thought this was real! I guess it doesn't seem too far-fetched in the world we live in. Perhaps in another 10 years, hey.

 

[Presbyterian Continuist]

Looks like fake news to me.

 

[redleghunter]

Looks like fake news to me.

In the junk drawer.

Tag line says it all.

 

[JCFantasy23]

 

[redleghunter]

I have to admit, at first glance I thought this was real! I guess it doesn't seem too far-fetched in the world we live in. Perhaps in another 10 years, hey.

Oh here's another:

'Our Love Life Is None Of Your Business,' Says Couple Forcing Business Owner To Approve Their Love Life

 

[redleghunter]

You will love this one:

KJV-Only Pastor Tests Positive For NIV

 

[Presbyterian Continuist]

You will love this one:

KJV-Only Pastor Tests Positive For NIV

I love it! One I could use for the church bulletin!

 

[redleghunter]

I love it! One I could use for the church bulletin!

Send me a snapshot of it

 

[brinny]

MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—In a move to combat the spread of dangerous worldviews that disagree with those of Google executives and employees, the tech behemoth has announced a new feature in its search engine: an ‘approved worldview checker’ to ensure all opinions expressed online line up with progressive ideals.

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The feature was automatically added to Google search results, rolling out to all users early Thursday morning.

According to a Google rep, any website, article, news story, or opinion piece that deviates from the dogmatic brand of liberalism espoused by the tech giant will be slapped with a warning label indicating its opinions have been checked by Google personnel and found to be incongruent with approved lines of thinking.

“What we’ve noticed, especially through the 2016 election season and beyond,” one Google rep said, “is that unapproved opinions were spreading like wildfire. This new feature will ensure people allow giant tech companies to tell them what to believe, rather than using their own faculties to determine whether or not they agree with a particular political viewpoint.”

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LOL! Ok, you had me going.....

 

[PeaceByJesus]

I have to admit, at first glance I thought this was real! I guess it doesn't seem too far-fetched in the world we live in. Perhaps in another 10 years, hey.

Its not that far out:
Fake News Alert - Chrome Web Store - Google

Google is updating its search to demote fake news - Recode
https://www.recode.net/2017/4/25/.../google-updating-search-flagging-fake-news
Apr 25, 2017 - Google is demoting misleading and offensive content in its search by updating algorithms and offering users new ways to report bad results. The change follows increased attention to flaws in top search results, including the promotion of fake news — and deliberately misleading or false information ...

 

[redleghunter]

Its not that far out:
Fake News Alert - Chrome Web Store - Google

Google is updating its search to demote fake news - Recode
https://www.recode.net/2017/4/25/.../google-updating-search-flagging-fake-news
Apr 25, 2017 - Google is demoting misleading and offensive content in its search by updating algorithms and offering users new ways to report bad results. The change follows increased attention to flaws in top search results, including the promotion of fake news — and deliberately misleading or false information ...

Seem "The Bee" is the avant guarde as we have this:

UNDERCOVER VIDEO: Twitter Engineers To “Ban a Way of Talking” Through “Shadow Banning,” Algorithms to Censor Opposing Political Opinions – Project Veritas

 

[Dave-W]

You will love this one:

KJV-Only Pastor Tests Positive For NIV

Oh my! that is just TOO FUNNY!!!

At publishing time, medical records obtained by investigators confirmed that Pastor Wallace also tested positive for NASB, RSV, and even the deadly virus known only as “The Message.”​

 

[Galaxy Hunter]

Some things that seem crazy today might actually happen. Fifty years ago if someone would have predicted gay marriage, bars open on Sunday, men in dresses in bathrooms with little girls or kids worshiping a device smaller than a wallet everybody would have thought they were crazy.

 

[FenderTL5]

A news source from Iraq? Babylon Bee!!!