Good Ol' Ray does it again

[Old Ned]

Great quote from Ray Comfort, my favourite Creationist aside from Av and Gotts

"What does it take to believe in God?"

"Well all you need is eyes that can see and a brain that works"

So.... no blind people can believe in God?

I think we should have a Ray Quote Thread

 

[selfinflikted]

lol

 

[PsychoSarah]

Ridiculous creationist quote thread? I am all for it, but I suspect it would be shut down.

 

[Old Ned]

"I don't think Evolution is scientific at all, I think it's a fairy tale for Grown ups and I don't like to believe things purely on faith like that"

Oh how we love Ray... Go Ray, go Ray!

 

[Old Ned]

"We know to the extent we can know anything, that Spanish and Italian are derivatives of Latin correct?"

"..... *pause*.... I suppose so.... I guess I'll trust you on that"

 

[AV1611VET]

Ridiculous creationist quote thread? I am all for it, but I suspect it would be shut down.

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[Old Ned]

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I'm not mocking or insulting members of this Board, I am quoting Ray comfort.
Also since I'm simply quoting him, how could it be anything but stating fact?

It's not his beliefs I find funny, it's his tactics and the silly things he says.

Do you agree with any of the above quotes? I think not.

 

[Old Ned]

"There are a lot of nut cases out there and they like to gravitate to the warmth of a nearby church"

 

[Old Ned]

"This analogy is horrible Ray"

"Well I said it was pathetic when I started"

It's moments like this that make me like Ray.

 

[PsychoSarah]

Here is one so great it earned a youtube video: "how can you say we are descended from apes, there isn't even any proof of apes. You know, I saw a video of an ape once, and it looked like a Halloween costume I saw in a store". Someone hasn't been to a zoo.

Not a Ray quote, but still pretty funny.

 

[Lost Angel]

To add insult to injury, it is easier to open a genetically modified banana from the bottom.

 

[Sayre]

Ah yes we can have one of these threads. Just don't do anything other than post the quote and let the inanity speak for itself.

 

[Strathos]

There are entire websites for this kind of thing

 

[Lord Emsworth]

Ridiculous creationist quote thread? I am all for it, but I suspect it would be shut down.

There's a whole forum for that!

*ducks*

 

[Lord Emsworth]

Here is one so great it earned a youtube video: "how can you say we are descended from apes, there isn't even any proof of apes. You know, I saw a video of an ape once, and it looked like a Halloween costume I saw in a store". Someone hasn't been to a zoo.

Not a Ray quote, but still pretty funny.

Sounds like this person was thinking of Bigfoot.

 

[Jro]

There are entire websites for this kind of thing

www.christianforums.com/f70 for example.

 

[PsychoSarah]

Sounds like this person was thinking of Bigfoot.

I can only hope, but I don't think so.

 

[Sayre]

Fstdt

 

[PsychoSarah]

Fstdt

What?

 

[Elendur]

What?

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