Good news, bad news, good news, bad news...

[*LILAC]

Good news: feed them nuts, be friends with them, then eat 'em!

 

[lucypevensie]

Bad news: now you can’t enjoy friendship with them

 

[Chesterton]

Good news: we've all learned a valuable lesson: you can't have your squirrels and eat them too.

 

[lucypevensie]

Bad news: you develop symptoms of protein deficiency due to lack of meat.

 

[Chesterton]

Good news: I chose to eat them rather than have them.

 

[lucypevensie]

Bad news: squirrels are not kosher.

 

[Chesterton]

Good news: I have accepted Jesus Christ as my Lord and Saviour.

 

[lucypevensie]

Bad news: there is no bad news to share.

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

Good news: It is almost Christmas

 

[lucypevensie]

Bad news: all that Christmas commercialism…

 

[Chesterton]

Good news: if that's the way you feel I don't have to engage in commerce to buy you anything.

 

[lucypevensie]

Bad news: you won’t experience the joy of giving.

 

[Bob Crowley]

Good news: it's warm and sunny.

Bad news - it's stinking hot and sunny.

 

[Chesterton]

Good news: some like it hot.

 

[lucypevensie]

Bad news: most people do not enjoy sweltering heat.

 

[Bob Crowley]

Good news - our climate is just right for the minority - those who like sweltering heat!

 

[joymercy]

Bad news-for those who like to cuddle with warm, snuggly blankets, and furry, purring kitty kats

 

[public hermit]

Good news- Everybody gets some space. Spread out, y'all.

 

[LovebirdsFlying]

Bad news--we're all so spread out I can't hear what anybody is saying.

 

[public hermit]

Good news- which means it's a perfect time to embrace that still, small voice.