Good Clean Random Jokes :D

[Alessandro]

As you can see me loves jokes

The Super Bowl was over. The frantic fan turned off his TV set with a sigh, looked around the room - and discovered his wife had left him in November.

Love: A feeling you feel you're going to feel when you have a feeling you feel you haven't felt before.

Eve: "Oh, Adam do you love me?"
Adam: "Who else?"

We have a strange and wonderful relationship.
You're strange and I'm wonderful.

The college student grabbed a coin, flipped it in the air and said, "Heads, I'll go to sleep; tails, I'll stay up. If it stands on edge I'll study."

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.

Education: A process by which information is transferred from the notes of a professor to the notes of a student without passing through the brains of either.

A sign on a Pentagon desk: "The secrecy of my job does not permit me to know what I am doing."

Beauty of the jet age: Breakfast in Los Angeles, dinner in Sydney, luggage in Tokyo.

When one's in doubt one must mumble.

When the going gets tough, everyone leaves.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than walking into a garage makes you a car.


Hope you like the first shipment.

 

[onecrazycowgirl]

11th February 2003 at 03:46 PM Alessandro said this in Post #1


A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep. 

 


All of 'em are awesome, but that one is fully great!!
 

 

[Kookaburra]

I agree, that one's a classic.

onecrazycowgirl, I love your signature! I love DCTalk.

 

[AnnMercy2]

Loved everyone of them, especially the last one, keep em' commin

 

[Toxic-Jubilee]

he he he those are funny

 

[AgnusDei]

Oh! She's a cowgirl! Coolious!

 

[EspressoDuck]

Three men are walking, and one walks into a bar. The other two ducked.

 

[AnnMercy2]

Today at 01:46 AM CelandineBaggins said this in Post #7 (http://www.christianforums.com/showthread.php?postid=668833#post668833)

Three men are walking, and one walks into a bar. The other two ducked.

Do you know hooooowwwww long it took me to get that one

 

[Alessandro]

That one's so good CB.

I'm glad you guys liked em.

 

[Soul-jah_33]

yeah took me awhile to get it too
but it was good.
i have one

why did judus betray jesus? because he needed change for a dollar

 

[Alessandro]

Good stuff you people have there , keep em coming.

 

[Soul-jah_33]

why did john baptize in the river?
because the pool was full.

 

[Alessandro]

 

[Soul-jah_33]

i crack mydelf up

 

[AmericanGIRL4God_MJC]

  what do u call a dead blonde in a closet?

 

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  last year's hide-and-go-seek winner   yay

 

just call me Mel

 

[Lbiagm]

these are funny

 

[EspressoDuck]

/me rolls her eyes at the blonde joke and flaunts her blonde hair.

 

[Lbiagm]

tells cb hey it's clean.

 

[Dopeuter]

why did judas betray Jesus? because he needed change for a dollar

that’s funny.

I was at a BBQ with some mates and we were talking about Christianity and one mate says, “I’m not a very good Christian”. So I said to him, “what is a good Christian mate”.
Another mate calls out from inside and answers by saying, “lion food”.

I cracked up, Rollin on the floor at that. Ya have to understand history to see the funny side of this because the good Christians were the ones thrown to the lions while the bad Christians denied Christ.


Another one.

A teacher reads a class the story of David and goliath and when she finishes the story she asks the class, “What is the moral to this story”.
Johnny puts his hand up and says, “the moral of the story is to, “DUCK”.

 

[Lbiagm]