a new pastor starts work in his church, sunday morning arrives and all the people arrive, just as the meeting starts in walks a dog with a bag attached to the collar. the dog sits near the front and waits. the congregation dont bat an eyelid, so the pastor starts the service. the dog pulls out a dictaphone and presses record for the worship. the pastor is stunned to silence for a moment and carries on, the pastor starts to give his sermon, the dog pulls out a pen and notepad and takes notes, still stunned the pastor carries on. then the tithe is taken, the dog pulls out a $20 bill and places in the collection. the pastor smiles, then at the end of the service the dog leaves, the pastor says a quick prayer and starts to follow the dog. the dog walks several hundred feet to a house on the outskirts of town and knocks on a door. some time later an old woman opens the door and wacks the dog on the nose, the pastor runs up and stops the woman and says stop this dog is the cleverest dog he ever seen! the old woman replies," he's not that clever, he forgot his keys again!"
