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Going to Heaven

catch21wide

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A Baptist, Catholic, and Charismatic died and went to Heaven. St. Peter met them at the Heavenly gate an said that their houses weren't ready yet that they would have to go to hell for a couple of days. He called Satan up and asked him if he could take the 3 men and Satan was more than excited to take them. A couple of days passed and Satan called St. Peter and asked him to take the 3 back. St. Peter asked why and Satan replied, "The Catholic has done forgiven everybody. The Baptist has done saved everbody. And the Charismatic has raised enough money to install air conditioning.":cool:
 

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catch21wide said:
A Baptist, Catholic, and Charismatic died and went to Heaven. St. Peter met them at the Heavenly gate an said that their houses weren't ready yet that they would have to go to hell for a couple of days. He called Satan up and asked him if he could take the 3 men and Satan was more than excited to take them. A couple of days passed and Satan called St. Peter and asked him to take the 3 back. St. Peter asked why and Satan replied, "The Catholic has done forgiven everybody. The Baptist has done saved everbody. And the Charismatic has raised enough money to install air conditioning.":cool:
he he he
 
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