MAN : GOD
GOD: YES
MAN : CAN I ASK YOU SOME THING ??
GOD : Certainly !
MAN : WHAT IS FOR YOU A MILLION OF YEARS ??
GOD : A SECOND .
MAN :AND A MILLION DOLLARS ??
GOD : A PENNY .
MAN : GOD CAN YOU GIVE ME A PENNY
GOD : WAIT A SECOND .