He could've just given us a mute button...That way we could turn the sound off when we were at work.
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Yeah, that would solve a lot of the head ache problems!
So I second this creative idea. Plus if flatuses smelled better, they would be socially acceptable! Yeah? Whoever passes wind the best would be the coolest guy to be around!
And why buy flowers everyday for your wife? Just make your wife happy by releasing a wonderfully smelling bomb at home after work and everybody would be happy! 
The sound is actually quite cool, but smell should be better! So clearly a mistake.
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Hmm what about a headphone socket as well?!alfrodull said:
Ah but what about the aesthetic appeal of flowers? However you do have a point, think how much money on air freshner in guys only houses/dorms could be saved. Would the smell be controllable, like flowers one day and grass the next?Plus if flatuses smelled better, they would be socially acceptable! Yeah? Whoever passes wind the best would be the coolest guy to be around!
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I got a new idea! But its quite progressive, it requires that u completely change your view on life! I was thinking (maybe too much! Lol) what if flatuses really were pleasing and delightful, then also pooing would lose their ickiness. It actually would be socially acceptable to do it everywhere. Result of a poo could be an work of art with bright colors or always something different and fantastic! 
There would be exhibitions, competitions and whole culture around poo! And maybe public places, like restaurants just for pooing.
Only minus point would be the nakedness of course, but in my opinion theres just way too much fuss over our bodies when theyre unveiled. We should view each other indifferent whether were naked or clothed. We just havent advanced that far yet..
Imagine that eating would be something disgusting, and shameful. Everybody would be eating secretly in booths ALONE!! Hahaha! Theyre both just physical necessities!
But its quite progressive, it requires that u completely change your view on life! I was thinking (maybe too much! Lol) what if flatuses really were pleasing and delightful, then also pooing would lose their ickiness. It actually would be socially acceptable to do it everywhere. Result of a poo could be an work of art with bright colors or always something different and fantastic! There would be exhibitions, competitions and whole culture around poo! And maybe public places, like restaurants just for pooing. Only minus point would be the nakedness of course, but in my opinion theres just way too much fuss over our bodies when theyre unveiled. We should view each other indifferent whether were naked or clothed. We just havent advanced that far yet..
Imagine that eating would be something disgusting, and shameful. Everybody would be eating secretly in booths ALONE!! Hahaha! Theyre both just physical necessities!
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Hmm what about a headphone socket as well?!
Ah but what about the aesthetic appeal of flowers? However you do have a point, think how much money on air freshner in guys only houses/dorms could be saved. Would the smell be controllable, like flowers one day and grass the next?
The happier u are the better u smell would be cool!
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Benjamin...you're an odd boy! But you do make me laugh. That's a good point actually though, the stigma attached to certain bodily functions and not to others.
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Hahahaha! Star wars music would be cool! TII TII TITITI TII TII TITITI TII TII TITITI TIIII!! I really love that "Hammer time" image in your siggy! My dream is to meet Mc Hammer someday and give my hand for a handshake, and when he's giving his and I quickly pull my hand back and start singing "CAN*T TOUCH THIS!" DII DII DI DII DIID DI!!!
I really love that "Hammer time" image in your siggy! My dream is to meet Mc Hammer someday and give my hand for a handshake, and when he's giving his and I quickly pull my hand back and start singing "CAN*T TOUCH THIS!" DII DII DI DII DIID DI!!!
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Hahahaha! Star wars music would be cool! TII TII TITITI TII TII TITITI TII TII TITITI TIIII!!
lmao. PLEASE DO.
but if the opportunity arises it wouldnt be right without parachute pants and a break dancing solo immediately afterward.
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You're absolutely right!
Got to practice them moves then! "STOP! Hammer time!" Also I've got an extra curtain in my flat, so maybe I could ask my mum to make me parachute pants! Hey we're getting there Sis! Now we just need to meet Mister Mc Hammer! When would he be having his next gig in Finland?
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What?! :o
We have public places designated just for excreting waste - those are public toilets.
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i'm not. i'm obscenely unemployed (or the classier title i chose, professional hobo) and waiting to ship out into the united states army. haha. may i ask why you're wondering?So Nat (nataliexcore), are u a waitress?
and not to diss your homeland, but if mr. hammer had a show in finland i'm pretty sure only like 6 people would show up.You're absolutely right!
and one of them would be mama hammer.
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I really dislike coldness, but I like snow. Why isn't snow warm? It's clearly a mistake from God!
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The snow is cold, so that you will enjoy the warmth
We Nordic people really know about snow!
I enjoy my warmth in Spain now and experience coldness only through an ice cream cone!
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