God is Still Numero Uno!

[DarkNLovely]

One day a plastic surgeon was in his office going over his work for the day and looking at pictures of past clients. He was so much in love with his own handiwork that he became full of pride and said, " Well, God, it looks like the human race can finally do without you. Why we have created fabulous buildings, and electronics and have made all sorts of medical breakthroughs that you had absolutly nothing to do with. We are now our own Gods." Just then, God appeared to the man and said, "I have heard what you said and I say you are wrong." The man became indignant and said, "Oh I am, am I. Well, just look at these pictures of all of this fabulous beauty I have created!" God took a half-hearted glance and rolled His eyes! "Why I'll bet," begin the man, "I'll bet that with my very own hands I can create an even better and stronger man than you!" Humored, God said, "All right, if you can make a better more efficent man then me, then I'll leave you alone and let you be god!" With a smug grin, the man stepped outside and bent over to pick up a handful of dirt from which to form his new man. He suddenly felt a sharp pain in his back side, and spun around only to realize that God had zapped him! "Hey!" he said rubbing his butt, "What was that for?" "Oh no you don't!" God said. "YOU MAKE YOUR OWN DIRT!"

 

[.Sabre.]

lollerskates!

 

[MrPoetic]

that was pretty good