God Created earth!!!

[Anonymous Inquisitor]

The bible says God created Earth!!!, There was no evolution.

 

[raphael_aa]

I would like to take this opportunity to remind everyone about my theory of creationists and exclamation points.

 

[HRE]

And I would like to take this opportunity to snort (quite loudly) at his username: Anonymous Inquisitor.

Ha!

 

[Jet Black]

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

 

[Sanguine]

Well this is a sterling effort...

 

[Dracil]

Look at the rest of his posts (oh am I glad that feature's back!)

Seems like a regenerating-monster-that-is-afraid-of-fire-and-acid.

 

[Karl - Liberal Backslider]

The bible says God created Earth!!!, There was no evolution.

You don't know what evolution is, do you?

Exactly where does the ToE say that God didn't create the earth?

 

[Blackmarch]

The bible says God created Earth!!!, There was no evolution.

Good one.....................Troll?
Alarm systems engaging. Status Red.
Potential Hostile detected.


Insufficient data to continue.

 

[LittleNipper]

You don't know what evolution is, do you?

Exactly where does the ToE say that God didn't create the earth?

Were does it say GOD did anything in the ToE? If I were GOD, I'd be rather insulted.

 

[Pete Harcoff]

Were does it say GOD did anything in the ToE? If I were GOD, I'd be rather insulted.

Good thing you're not God.

 

[Army of Juan]

Were does it say GOD did anything in the ToE? If I were GOD, I'd be rather insulted.

I'm sure if there was a god, he/she/it would have done something about it.

 

[Hydra009]

Were does it say GOD did anything in the ToE?

Where does it say God did anything in Newtonian physics, germ theory, heliocentrism, plate tectonics, etc, etc, etc?

 

[corvus_corax]

Were does it say GOD did anything in the ToE? If I were GOD, I'd be rather insulted.

Well, let's just hope that God has more self confidence than you.
Let's also hope that he doesnt care as much about our statements as you do.

 

[Blackmarch]

Well, let's just hope that God has more self confidence than you.
Let's also hope that he doesnt care as much about our statements as you do.

This one quite agrees, and is very thankful LN is not God....

 

[Bushido216]

This might be God testing our patience.

 

[Blackmarch]

This might be God testing our patience.

<raises hand on this vote>



too true...

 

[Self Improvement]

The bible says God created Earth!!!, There was no evolution.

Wow, my entire world view has just been shattered.

 

[Praxiteles]

The bible says God created Earth!!!, There was no evolution.

No, come on, who are you really? Those eyes are glued on with craft glue - I can see that from here.

 

[Donut Hole]

The bible says God created Earth!!!, There was no evolution.

That's the best argument for creationism I've ever heard. (Think about it, it's true...)

 

[Gwendar Evergreen]

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

I just get really excited when people bring up Monty Python.
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