Give Some Advice

[davidklewis]

In this thread you can freely give others gems of wisdom. Come on, don't keep your experiences to your self!

My advice is:
Don't play leapfrog with a rhinoceros.

 

[Lessien]

He who lives in glass house should dress in basement.

 

[musicalmeg20]

Cacti don't give good hugs.

 

[.Sabre.]

Never do yoga in combat boots.

 

[TrueColors]

Mustn't spit into the wind...

 

[Writer before God]

When doing Back flips .. Try not to be on a over pass..

 

[jehovahjireh2007]

He he he.......... definitely gems of wisdom.

 

[.Sabre.]

Never smell permanent marker pens.

 

[davidklewis]

Don't roller skate in a buffalo herd.

 

[searchingsalvation]

Don't try to retrieve your car keys from a river of molten lava. They're gone.

 

[davidklewis]

Don't try to retrieve your car keys from a river of molten lava. They're gone.

OOPS! I hate it when that happens.

 

[TrueColors]

Keep looking up~ the view is much better!

 

[Lessien]

When your least favorite teacher says "Shhhhh..." don't say "Oh NO! Somebody's face is leaking!"

 

[ivory]

 

[OObi]

If you jump in the water, you will get wet.

 

[Lessien]

When a lady asks you if she looks OK, don't say "Oh my GOSH! That is THE most disgusting dress I've ever seen! Have you gained weight? A LOT of weight?"

 

[TrueColors]

'Be strong in the Lord, and in the power of HIS might.'

 

[kuntrygurl_26]

if the world didnt suck we would all fall off

 

[davidklewis]

if the world didnt suck we would all fall off

I always wondered what that giant sucking noise was.

 

[WalkingANewRoad]

Music is like candy, Just throw away the rappers.