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[deornie]

Wanna share some laughter? Come in and tell your joke!!
here's mine(oldie ): *hugz everyone*

Zack, John and Billy are greeted by St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "We have only one rule," St. Peter says. "Never step ona duck."
But upon passing through the Gates, they're surrounded by thousands of ducks, and Zack steps on one. The duck quacks, and soon all the others join in.
"I warned you not to step ona duck," St. Peter admonishes. He shackles Zack to a ferocious-looking Amazon for all eternity.
John steps on a duck and is tethered forever to a shrewish woman.
Billy learns to watch his step, butthen St. Peter chains him to a beautiful, stunning girl.
"Wow!" says Billy. "What did I do to deserve this?"
"I don't know about you," said the beauty. "But I stepped on a duck."

 

[deornie]

one more:

A couple had two little boys ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.
The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?" They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed.
So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?" The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time, dude. God is missing - and they think WE did it!"