Funny Responses to Use With Telemarketers

Tenorvoice · Jun 4, 2004

too funny Will have to try that next time one gets through

funkymunkee · Jun 5, 2004

Those are so funny!!! Have u tried any yet?... I'm gonna try one....

happypeppie · Jun 6, 2004

Here's a link to a cool website for people against telemarketing. It's a counterscript where you control the conversation. Have a look!

http://www.xs4all.nl/~egbg/counterscript.html

Miss Mayberry · Jun 9, 2004

Ooh, ooh, I've got one!

When you answer the phone, whisper and breathe menacingly, and say, "Sydney, do you like scary movies?"

Jonathan David · Jun 10, 2004

My friend's favourite one is when someone calls and asks, "Is Mr. Davis home?" He answers, "God I hope not.... I just broke in to steal some stuff".

Blazin4Christ · Jun 10, 2004

lol I used most of those before they were even mentioned here, they work WELL

relientKchic · Jun 11, 2004

Jonathan David said:
My friend's favourite one is when someone calls and asks, "Is Mr. Davis home?" He answers, "God I hope not.... I just broke in to steal some stuff".

rotfl!!
that is way to funny!! I will definatly use that one! telemarketers had better watch out when they call my house.

EspressoDuck · Jun 12, 2004

One time my dad answered, and they asked for him, (naturally they didnt recognize that it was him) and he said in a semi-hysterical voice- "How can you say that? He got hit by a bus two weeks ago!!" And then hung up. Another time he told the telemarketer that they couldnt talk to the owner of the household because he was outside flying his rutabega....

TomUK · Jun 15, 2004

You could always do the classic one from Seinfeld

"Are you interested in buying some double glazing?"

"Yes!" And promptly put the phone down

Snowhite · Jun 15, 2004

once my brother told the lady calling "those are some really nice earrings you have on" and she paused for a minute, then said "you can't see me!" and he says "Oh yeah, never mind..." lol! He would also put the telemarketers on 'hold' then sing into the phone for a long time...then pick it back up as if nothing happened

oncewaslost · Jun 16, 2004

when telemarketers called my mom answered. well, they asked her if she was the decision making person in the house and she replied with "no, this is the housekeeper." she varied it depending on what she was doing. like the cook, the seamstress, etc.

lilray · Jun 17, 2004

Snowhite said:
once my brother told the lady calling "those are some really nice earrings you have on" and she paused for a minute, then said "you can't see me!" and he says "Oh yeah, never mind..." lol! He would also put the telemarketers on 'hold' then sing into the phone for a long time...then pick it back up as if nothing happened

ha!ha!

God.is.my.force · Jun 17, 2004

Hey, now I acctually what telemarketors to call.

neveu0402 · Jun 19, 2004

when my sister was younger and just learning to talk, we'd give the phone to her to babble on for as long as she liked. my family got a kick out of it

EspressoDuck · Jun 19, 2004

We've done that, too.

I once asked a woman telemarketer how her wife was....I think I scared her....

snoopyloopysk8a · Jun 19, 2004

Telemarketer: "Hi, my name is Someone and I'm with ABCXYZ Company. "
You: Wait for a second and with a strange voice ask, "Are you single?"

Classic!!!

JohnR7 · Jun 21, 2004

Alessandro said:
Funny Responses to Use With Telemarketers

Just tell them the person they are trying to call is deceased and they will offer their condolence and that will be the end of that conversation.
If you say he is in prison, that just causes them to ask more questions.

servant4ever · Jun 22, 2004

faithnjesus said:
"pretend you can't speak English"

Years ago we had a couple of Jehova Witnesses come to our door. My ex was at home at the time and pretended he couldn't speak or understand english and talked to them in spanish. The next day they came back, but this time with someone who spoke in spanish.

That is really funny. What did he do when the Spanish peopel came the next day?

servant4ever

Room4all · Jun 24, 2004

Any time I get a return postage card in the mail I wrap a brick in paper glue the card to it with a note thatt says " Thank you but Im not interested" and send it back to them.

jonathant · Jun 26, 2004

these are so funny

but it is quite mean....its just a job

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