Funny Quote Thread!

[G4MER]

Someone might of made one of these already, but heres another
"My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her.. or something like that."

 

[brinny]

Love this thread already

This quote is in my signature:

"My father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic." ~Spike Milligan

 

[G4MER]

Love this thread already

This quote is in my signature:

"My father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic." ~Spike Milligan

lol,
IRS "We've got what it takes to take what you have got."

 

[JPPT1974]

:d :d

 

[DailyBlessings]

"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."

~Mark Twain~​

 

[kaitoke]

Feeling a bit run down then get off the road

 

[brinny]

These are hilarious!!! Hahaahaaaa!!!

 

[G4MER]

Lol

 

[brinny]

“Tact is the art of making guests feel at home when that’s really where you wish they were.” ~George E. Bergman

 

[psalms 91]

hate dogs and little kids, they both bite, w.c. fields

 

[brinny]

Spit happens (on a baby's bib)

 

[brinny]

Whoever said 'nothings impossible' never tried to nail jell-o to a tree" - Lisa Bryant

 

[xeledhwenx]

^ hehehe!

 

[DailyBlessings]

"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. "

Calvin Trillin

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[JPPT1974]

Whatever someone wants someone gets

 

[brinny]

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure? ~George Carlin

 

[NewSong]

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
Erma Bombeck
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[psalms 91]

i love erma bombeck