Funny Limerick

[Greatcloud]

Here is a limerick I wrote in grade school. It's about a girl who sat in front of me. She blushed and we ended up liking each other but not as boyfriend/girlfriend.

There once was a girl named Lori Heartlow. One day she went out at -40 below.
She started to freeze right down to her knees. And all that they found was her toe.

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[keeperOFsecrets618]

Aww thats cute!!! lol.


Gods child,
keeperOFsecrets

 

[brokenandhumbled]

There once was a man known as Great Cloud,
He played a guitar and he played it LOUD.
One day whilst strumming he hit the right chord,
when he sung from his heart....
JESUS IS LORD!!! ​

Blss you!​

 

[Greatcloud]

There once was a limerick named Lori
Who had a nice name and a story

She thought for a moment she was an intonement

And never a doubt gave I to Lori !

 

[Greatcloud]

There once was a duck in the road

this duck had a name of toad

The duck could spin if he had a whim

Whenever he was in that mode.

 

[JackRT]

Rosalinda, a pretty young lass,
Had a truly magnificent ass.
Not rounded and pink,
As you possibly think,
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.