Funny kids!

[loribee59]

What, you ask, is 'Butt dust?' Read on and you'll discover the joy of a child's perspective on life! These have to be original and genuine.
No adult is this creative!!

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?'

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.'

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.'

BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 'Please don't give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth cough.'

DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I cost?'

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what will happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?'


JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked:'What happened to the flea?'

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'

THE SERMON I think this Mom will never forget.... this particular Sunday sermon... 'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without You, we are but dust...' He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'

Make sure you pass this one on and spread the smiles...

 

[Minty]

They were great

 

[LUColt27]

Kids are some of the funniest people I know. If we all had their senses of humor, we'd all be happier.

 

[LovebirdsFlying]

Pamela, age 2 1/2 (She's not, anymore. This was some time ago....)

Stood on the scale, asking me how much she weighed. I told her 27 pounds. She thought that over and then did an about-face. Standing on the same scale, facing the rear, she looked up at me and asked, "And how much does my back weigh?"

 

[loribee59]

I had a very funny response to my question many years ago, and I still giggle to this day~

coming out of the stall in the ladies' restroom, I saw a very cute little boy with a mohawk hairstyle and I guessed he was about 2 or 3. bending down to talk to him, I told him how cute he is, and I also asked how old he is.

without missing a beat, he looked up to me with his big innocent eyes, and declared: "I'm YOUNG!"

that had me and two other ladies cracking up so bad.

what a charmer!

 

[LovebirdsFlying]

My 9-year-old grandson. Cross-country travel. His step-mother (my daughter) points out the car window and asks, "What type of cows are those?"

Heartless kid answers, "Hamburgers."

 

[XBoy360]

Hahahahahahahahaha

 

[Rhylla]

i work in a school, and, once a year, have to read the national science and maths tests for children with a poor reading ability (when we're testing science or maths knowledge, not reading skill!)

one year, i was reading for a girl... and one of the questions was about space.
it asked why those in working in orbiting space stations might use exercise machines

after considering the question for some while, she frowned, then wrote

"so that they keep the machines running?"

i had to turn away so she couldn't see me struggling not to scream with laughter at the though of all the astronauts running the space stations on exercise bikes!!!

-Rhylla-

 

[WorshipBassist]

I love kids, they say some cute stuff.

 

[cindybolte]

loool! i love kids

 

[Jesla]

Oh those are so good! I really needed to hear some funny kid-things today, as I've got a crying baby who isn't sleeping well in the background....
Thanks for sharing!