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Pink Angel

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Hey guys i have a funny joke you might like:D ;)

A man walks into Heaven greeting St. Peter at the gate. St. Peter asks "Religion?" The man answeres "Mormin" St Peter says "Go to room 18 but be very quite while walking past room 8" so the man does as St. Peter says.

Another man walks into heaven. St. Peter asks "religion?" the man answers "Catholic" St. Peter says "Go to room 24 but be very quiet while walking past room 8" the man says "ok" and heads on down there.

A third man comes into heaven and has heard of room 8. St. Peter asks "religion?" The man says "jewish" and St Peter tells him "report to room 13, but be very quiet while passing room 8" Then the Jewish guy says, "I understand seperating religions into different rooms, but why must we be quiet while passing room 8?" St peter responds "Well, Baptist are in room 8 and they think they are the only ones here."

:D :D

Hopefully something that will make you laugh
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There's a rather terrible one I know, and I preface it by saying that I mean no disrespect to the Holy Father or the Catholic Church in repeating it:

The Pope and Cardinal Ratziger are conferring in the Pope's private office when his phone rings. The Cardinal answers the phone for him, to save him the burden of getting up and going to the phone.

He gets this awed look on his face, followed by shock and disbelief. He hangs up the phone, returns to the Pope, and says:

"I have good news and bad news."

The Pope says, "Tell me -- the good news first."

"That was the Lord; he's finally returned!"

"Wonderful!" says the Pope. "But what's the bad news?"

"He was calling from Salt Lake City."
 
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