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>Winerr 001 : Windows loaded - System in danger


>Winerr 002 : No error - yet


>Winerr 003 : Dynaimc Linking Error - Your mistake is now in every file


>Winerr 004 : Erroneous Error - Nothing is wrong


>Winerr 005 : Multitasking Attempted - System confused


>Winerr 006 : Malicious Error - Desqview found on drive


>Winerr 007 : System Price Error - Inadequate money spent on hardware


>Winerr 008 : Broken Window - Watch out for glass fragments


>Winerr 009 : Horrible Bug Encountered - God knows what has happened


>Winerr 00A : Promotional Literature Overflow - Mailbox full


>Winerr 00B : Inadequate Disk Space - Free at least 50MB


>Winerr 00C : Window Closed - Do not look outside!


>Winerr 00D : Window Open - Do not look inside!


>Winerr 00E : Unexplained Error - Please tell us how this happened


>Winerr 00F : Reserved For Future Mistakes By Our Developers


>Winerr 010 : Unexpected Error - Huh?


>Winerr 011 : Keyboard Locked - Try anything you can think of...


>Winerr 012 : Illegal Error - You are not allowed to get this error, next


>time you will be penalised!


>Winerr 013 : System Crash - We are unable to figure out our own code!


>Winerr 014 : Timing Error - Please wait, and wait, and wait, and wait...


>Winerr 042 : Error : Virus requires Windows 3.11 or later


>Winerr 079 : Mouse Error : Mouse driver not installed, please click


>cancel to continue


>Winerr 678 : This will end your Windows session, do you wish to play


>another game?


>Winerr 683 : Timeout Error - Operator fell asleep waiting for system to


>boot into Windows


>Winerr 815 : Insufficient Memory - Only 50,472,563 bytes available
 
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<FHCI_SS> I work as a tech support and someone called yesterday with the following conversation taking place
<FHCI_SS> Customer: "Hi, I was wondering if you could fix my laptop. It's under warranty."
<FHCI_SS> Me: "What seems to be the trouble with it?"
<FHCI_SS> Customer: "My wife got mad and threw it in the pool."


<gedamo> Some of our customers used to call their computer boxes the "brain" and it led tothem calling up saying things like "My brain isn'tworking"

<[-tOrn-]> And then today at work I almost cracked up <[-tOrn-]> "Hey what are the system requirements on this?" <[-tOrn-]> "Uh, sir..that's a book.


<Powerslave> haha love this ticket pushed to me from our help desk:* "modem making squeeking sound when connecting, needs replaced"


<Eticam> I work at a computershop
<Eticam> And you don't wanna know how STUPID some customers are
<Eticam> I get questions like:
<Eticam> "What is better, a scanner or printer?"
<Eticam> "I'm looking for a serious mouse"
<Eticam> "The mouse you sold me is incomplete" "Ma'am, it's meant to have no cable"
<Eticam> I even had a customer who brought his pc for technical service
<Eticam> "My dog humped the pc and it short circuited" "how's the dog?" "Don't know, my wife took him to the vet"

<LORD|Kittel|Work> I had a user tell me that she couldn't see anything on her PC. I had her verify for me that it was plugged in and that it was turned on. When it still didn't display anything I went to her office to take a look.
<LORD|Kittel|Work> She didn't have a computer. She had a monitor only.
<LORD|Bishop|Werk> hahahahahahaaha
<LORD|Kittel|Work> But that was indeed plugged in and turned on.
<LORD|Kittel|Work> I had to give her that
 
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