Funniest Limerick

[redrose26]

Hi Everyone,​

I thought I would start a new Dress - ups Contest to celebrate St Patrick's Day in March. ​

It will be about choosing a funny Irish limerick or you can make up your own, but it has to be funny, and you need to dress your character depicting your limerick.​

Judging will take place on St Patrick's Day, 17th March at 5.00pm Australian Time.​

1st Prize: 2,000 blessings
2nd Prize: 1,000 blessings
3rd Prize: 500 blessings
Honourable Mention: 250 blessings​

Judges: Cassie76
Kuyura
Redrose26​

A flea and a fly in a flue
Were caught, so what could they do?
Said the fly, "Let us flee."
"Let us fly," said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue​

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[redrose26]

Pink - Screenshots are taken
1. Jacob97
2. matreshka
3. NorwayUnn
4.kaykay637
5. nanajojothatsme
6. Solitaire1
7. GamesFund
8 Phoenixtears1
9. mizangelwolf
10. blueanjel
11. Daffodilly
12. Breezy3
13. Jasma
14. Ariella
15. Wormie
16. Gemstone99
17. Majher


Blue - Screenshots yet to be taken

1.Jacob97

2.matreshka

3.NorwayUnn

4.kaykay637

5.nanajojothatsme

6.Solitaire1

7.GamesFund

8.Phoenixtears1

9.mizangelwolf

10.blueanjel

11.Daffodilly

12.Breezy3

13.Jasma

14.Ariella

15.Wormie

16.Gemstone99

17.Majher

 

[redrose26]

1. Jacob97
There was an old fellow named Green,
Who grew so abnormally lean,
And flat, and compressed,
That his back touched his chest,
And sideways he couldn't be seen.



2. matreska
The family gathered for Kiddush,
And detected a strong smell of fish,
The lad said with a grin,
I just now caught him,
Removing a trout from his shirt.

3. NorwayUnn
A contest like this can be fun,
- don't look like a vanilla-bun,
but dress up in green,
and don't you look mean,
- then blessings galore may be won!

4. kaykay637
There once was an Irish gal
Who was invited to join CF by a pal.
To the sweet invitation, she said "yes."
So she donned a pretty green dress;
And came back to the forum to chat
Because CF forum is "where it's at!"

5. nanajojothatsme
there once was a Nana who wore green
who kept her house extremely clean.
one day she wore red
as she was cleaning under the bed.
she became displeased
at what she had seized
so she only wore red
when making cornbread

6. Solitaire1
There was a Young Lady whose bonnet,
Came untied when the birds sat upon it;
But she said: 'I don't care!
All the birds of the air
Are welcome to sit on my bonnet!'

7. GamesFund
There once was a lady from Dublin
She was always fallin and tumblin
She got hurt
While she fell in the dirt
And hubby gave her a whack
Just to straighten her back
And now he is under attack!

8.Phoenixtears1
THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL
There once was a girl that had pointy ears.
She always had lot of tears.
Leprechauns say that she will be one of them some day.
And that they will play tricks all day.
And this will wipe away all her fears.

9. mizangelwolf
MizAngel was once such a wild lass ~
Begging reps and fishing for sea bass.
When the Repzilla ate ~
The fish thought he was bait ~
And she fell on her sweet sassafrass

10. blueanjel
There once was an anjel named blue
that thought she needed a look that was new

so she went to see her friend Sue
and asked her what she thought she should do

Sue said she did not want to sound mean
but she thought if she dyed her hair green

that then she would not look so lean
and people would stop calling her 'stringbean'

and as can be seen
she no longer looks lean
and everyone thinks she's real keen

11. Daffodilly
An Irish lass named Daffodilly,
Went backpacking with her goat Billy.
Billy's hoofs went clip - clop
As they hiked to the top.
They had fun - but they looked pretty silly.

12. Breezy
*Howdy to all this St. Patricks Day
Now that it's here, I'm not sure what to say
Perhaps I need to just bow my head and pray
Lord, you know I am just potter's clay!

So mold me and make me to give them a giggle
As I jump up and down while they watch all my jiggles
I need to do good at this limerick they say
That means lots of work, with little time to play

So I will give this my best and make it a crack up
But first I have to go to the kitchen and get my tea cup.
Some blueberry tea with help me to think
And before you all know we will all start to wink.

Followed by laughing and burping and tickles
We soon find ourselves in a bit of a pickle.
CF steps in and sets a clear guideline and with that I cannot write another line.*

13. Jasma
There was a young lass they called Jazzy.
For the contest she tried to dress snazzy.
But an old leprachaun
Made it rain shamrocks at dawn
and they all came down hap-hazardly.

14. Ariella
This St. Patricks day I have seen
a girl dressed head to toe in green
she looked like a frog
for she'd gone the whole hog
though she was Irish, not a French bean

15. Wormie
There once was a shamrock named Sean
Whose leaves first unfurled in the dawn
He was easily seen
With his bright leaves of green
Right up 'til the day he was gone!

16. Gemstone99
There was a young hunter named Shepherd
Who was eaten for lunch by a leopard.
Said the leopard, "Egad!
You'd be tastier, lad
If you had been salted and peppered!"

17. Majher
There once was a man named Grover
Who Looked the Entire world over
Few Thousand plants he did pluck
I guess it was luck
When he finally found a four leaf clover.

 

[redrose26]

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1st Place: NorwayUnn​

2nd Place: Daffodilly​

3rd Place: Majher ​

Honourable Mention: Mizangelwolf​

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[Jacob97]

can i join

 

[Jacob97]

bump

 

[redrose26]

can i join

Absolutely, come up with a limerick and I will take your screenshot, by the way you look really cool

 

[matreshka]

I think I might like to give it a try.... give me a bit to come up with a limerick and an outfit.

 

[NorwayUnn]

I would like to join, and I am ready for my screenshot.

Here is a limerick I wrote today:

A contest like this can be fun,
- don't look like a vanilla-bun,
but dress up in green,
and don't you look mean,
- then blessings galore may be won!

 

[nanajojothatsme]

will take some thing and planning on this but I sure like it
will let you know if I decide to join

 

[kaykay637]

Ok, I think I'm ready for my screenshot and here is my limerick:

There once was an Irish gal
Who was invited to join CF by a pal.
To the sweet invitation, she said "yes."
So she donned a pretty green dress;
And came back to the forum to chat
Because CF forum is "where it's at!"

 

[nanajojothatsme]

there once was a Nana who wore green
who kept her house extremely clean.
one day she wore red
as she was cleaning under the bed.
she became displeased
at what she had seized
so she only wore red
when making cornbread

 

[mizangelwolf]

Sign me up but I will not be dressed untill late tonight prob, thanks, now to think up a limerick

 

[Solitaire1]

Sounds fun... I's like to join please. (Ready for a screen shot.)
My limmerick:

There was a Young Lady whose bonnet,
Came untied when the birds sat upon it;
But she said: 'I don't care!
All the birds of the air
Are welcome to sit on my bonnet!'

 

[matreshka]

ok well here goes...
(true story by the way...)

The family gathered for Kiddush,
And detected a strong smell of fish,
The lad said with a grin,
I just now caught him,
Removing a trout from his shirt.​

 

[redrose26]

Hi everyone, thankyou all for joining, I will take your screenshots later today

 

[GamesFund]

My limerick:

There once was a lady from Dublin
She was always fallin and tumblin
She got hurt
While she fell in the dirt
And hubby gave her a whack
Just to straighten her back
And now he is under attack!


I'm ready for my screenshot.

 

[Phoenixtears1]

I found a limerick online that has a nice happy ending:

There Once Was A Girl


There once was a girl that had pointy ears.
She always had lot of tears.
Leprechauns say that she will be one of them some day.
And that they will play tricks all day.
And this will wipe away all her fears.


I'm not ready for my screenshot though. I'll post again when I'm ready.

Thanks for this contest!


EDIT: I'm ready for my screenshot!

 

[redrose26]

Thankyou everyone for joining, I have all your screenshots, you all look fantastic. There are still a couple of limericks which need to be posted, but you still have time to make up your own or use somebody elses.

 

[mizangelwolf]

Ready for screenshot and here is the limerick I wrote:

MizAngel was once such a wild lass ~
Begging reps and fishing for sea bass.
When the Repzilla ate ~
The fish thought he was bait ~
And she fell on her sweet sassafrass!