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Fun Thread: Whoever Posts Last is King/ Queen of the Thread!!! (27)

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candle glow

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Ok, now I know. Candleglow pays someone to come up with all the witty lines. Unfortunately for glow, the person has decided he has been paid too little and has revealed glow's true colors--that of an almost illiterate person--just look at the last sentence. Tsk, tsk.

Yes, finally, someone as dumb as me has come along to unmask the real me. It's so liberating.

And, I'm not "almost" illiterate if I say "i's smrt enuff". lol

and how do you know it's not a woman I pay to come up with my witty lines? why's it's gotta be a man? hmmm? you some kind of massaganist?

How do you know it's knot a little gnome or a troll whomst I pay to write my kingly speeches? You some kind of fantasogonist?

*ahem...reels the real me back into it's cage*

pardon me..,

king
 
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achristian2

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LOL glow. You are revealing your true self more and more. May I suggest you are a drunkard too with all those mispelled words besides being a daydreamer. There ain't no gnomes and trolls except in your imagination. Snicker, snicker.:p

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Yes, finally, someone as dumb as me has come along to unmask the real me. It's so liberating.

And, I'm not "almost" illiterate if I say "i's smrt enuff". lol

and how do you know it's not a woman I pay to come up with my witty lines? why's it's gotta be a man? hmmm? you some kind of massaganist?

How do you know it's knot a little gnome or a troll whomst I pay to write my kingly speeches? You some kind of fantasogonist?

*ahem...reels the real me back into it's cage*

pardon me..,

king
 
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candle glow

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LOL glow. You are revealing your true self more and more. May I suggest you are a drunkard too with all those mispelled words besides being a daydreamer. There ain't no gnomes and trolls except in your imagination. Snicker, snicker.:p

Queen.

haha no I just thin kmispelling can be fun at times. I'm cooking up sum knoodles right now; I'm sure they'll be very delicious.

As for gnomes and trolls not existing because they are just in my imagination, I disagree with your logic. My imagination also showed me that you are a giant lobster pounding on your keyboard. I suppose you're going to tell me that's not real, either, eh?

Naysayers can be so crazy at times. I can just imagine you passing by a playground, flipping out, and suddenly chasing after all the children their screaming at them that their imaginations are not real.

A multitude of unicorns around the world probably just died because of your unbelief; congratulations.

No, I don't think we need a unicorn killer as a queen.
 
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haha no I just thin kmispelling can be fun at times. I'm cooking up sum knoodles right now; I'm sure they'll be very delicious.

As for gnomes and trolls not existing because they are just in my imagination, I disagree with your logic. My imagination also showed me that you are a giant lobster pounding on your keyboard. I suppose you're going to tell me that's not real, either, eh?

Naysayers can be so crazy at times. I can just imagine you passing by a playground, flipping out, and suddenly chasing after all the children their screaming at them that their imaginations are not real.

A multitude of unicorns around the world probably just died because of your unbelief; congratulations.

No, I don't think we need a unicorn killer as a queen.

And no, I'm not a giant lobster. I love eating lobster (although I hardly do so now and can't remember when was the last time I had one, so stop making me guilty.

BTW, what kind of noodles do you eat over there? Curious.

Your signature line on the stone that cuts and bruises you while you cling to it is so true. A pastor/missionary once said, the kingdom of heaven is for those that are desperate to enter it.
 
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