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Fun Thread: Whoever Posts Last is King/ Queen of the Thread!!! (27)

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Battle is for babies, pfffft. This is WAR as achris's let out a war cry.

*ears perk up*

Hmm, I think I hear a wounded lobster crying somewhere. Btw...

Q: how do you know when I blond lobster's been caught in a trap?

A: It's gnawed nine of it's legs off and it's STILL caught! hahahahah

(the joke was originally about a blond coyote but in achris' case, I think lobster is more than applicable)
 
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Ok nobody was impressded with my cats so back to the direct method

Awwww it's okay widdle guy, you wike cats, hmmmm?

*gently cradles forge, rocking him back and forth and then, just as he's drifting off to lala land, drops him in the tiger enclosure...*

Go and "be one" with the the tigers :smirk:
 
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*ears perk up*

Hmm, I think I hear a wounded lobster crying somewhere. Btw...

Q: how do you know when I blond lobster's been caught in a trap?

A: It's gnawed nine of it's legs off and it's STILL caught! hahahahah

(the joke was originally about a blond coyote but in achris' case, I think lobster is more than applicable)

Oh, I hate to disappoint you glow, but there's no blondie here. There's no blond lobster and no blond coyote. Really, all those studies you had to take when you were in school have turned you delusional. Queen Acrhis has decided to send her personal doctor to pay a visit to candleglow.....
 
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Really, all those studies you had to take when you were in school have turned you delusional.

haha jokes on you, achris, cause I only just barely finished highschool, and even then it's cause my grandfather said he'd have a heart attack if I didn't go back and I had to take summer school, twice!

Btw, even if you are not blond, the joke still applies because you are a lobster. Hmm, how interesting, a lobster typing on a keyboard. I can just imagine you clumsily pounding away with your big claws and your long antennae twitching in confusion as you try to make sense of what's happening here right now.



All hail the lobster queen
 
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Awwww it's okay widdle guy, you wike cats, hmmmm?

*gently cradles forge, rocking him back and forth and then, just as he's drifting off to lala land, drops him in the tiger enclosure...*

Go and "be one" with the the tigers :smirk:

Does not know they are also part of my royal army of animals.

*Gently pats tiger friends and whispers in their ears.*

Candle glow is so funny. Does not even that this has only given me an opportunity to consult with my troops.

*Tigers nod heads in agreement. Sends homing pigeons to contact Eagles to carry off Candle glow into the mountains to mull over rash decision of underestimating me.*


KING :cool:


LOL! You are too funny King. But you are dethroned!

~For Your glory Lord {iPad}

All the better that you understimate me too :D


King.
 
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*gives forge a pointy gandalf hat and pours him another bowl of cat food*

Enjoy your tasty treats! Sorry, I couldn't find a litter box big enough for you but I'm sure with time you'll learn how to do it outside, just like your furry little friends. :yawn1:
 
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*gives forge a pointy gandalf hat and pours him another bowl of cat food*

Enjoy your tasty treats! Sorry, I couldn't find a litter box big enough for you but I'm sure with time you'll learn how to do it outside, just like your furry little friends. :yawn1:

Poor Candle Glow does not realize the impertinent and scandalous things he says to a future king but is forgiven by my royal clemency. For candle glow is simply likened to another one of my royal pets :cool:
 
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