Fun Thread: Whoever Posts Last is King/ Queen of the Thread!!! (27)

[Forge3]

Oh I thought I understood the whole predestined thing :o
People once told me I can be a royal pain so there must be some kingly blood in me

King

 

[candle glow]

People once told me I can be a royal pain so there must be some kingly blood in me

No, being a royal pain doesn't make you suitable to be a king at all. Sounds more like you are suited to be the royal executioner or the royal inquisitor.

Have fun in the dungeon! Oh, umm...move a bit to your left...

*pulls large golden rope. trap door opens and forge falls down a super fun spiral waterslide, all the way down to the dungeon where he shall spend the rest of his days beheading rats and interrogating roaches*

king

 

[Forge3]

No, being a royal pain doesn't make you suitable to be a king at all. Sounds more like you are suited to be the royal executioner or the royal inquisitor.

Have fun in the dungeon! Oh, umm...move a bit to your left...

*pulls large golden rope. trap door opens and forge falls down a super fun spiral waterslide, all the way down to the dungeon where he shall spend the rest of his days beheading rats and interrogating roaches*

king

A king is known in the kingdom by their mercy so I usurp you as I would only have you unshelling peanuts with boxing gloves on at worst.

King

 

[brinny]

Queeeeen in da house!

 

[Forge3]

Queeeeen in da house!

Alas I am a king so does that make you my queen???

King

 

[brinny]

hahahaaaa *the queen is amused by the antics of the court jester*

 

[Forge3]

hahahaaaa *the queen is amused by the antics of the court jester*

You nailed me there to be honest. I am a fun loving and humorous king to be sure lol.

Cake and ice cream for all who yield to my kingship

 

[candle glow]

* tattle tells on forge *

Waahhhh brinny he was so mean. he wanted me to shell peanuts with boxing gloves on

 

[brinny]

da queeeeen looks on with amusement as glow goes for the cake and the ploy from da one who would be called king but shan't

 

[Forge3]

* tattle tells on forge *

Waahhhh brinny he was so mean. he wanted me to shell peanuts with boxing gloves on

You consigned me to a worse fate silly wabbit but I will enlist your talent for fiction in my time of being a king

da queeeeen looks on with amusement as glow goes for the cake and the ploy from da one who would be called king but shan't

Cake and ice cream. Who can resist???

 

[brinny]

Aah, but who can resist da real deal, from da queeeen herself, sir?

 

[candle glow]

da queeeeen looks on with amusement as glow goes for the cake and the ploy from da one who would be called king but shan't

Mwahaha amusement literally means anti-muse-ment or, anti-think-ment. "Amusements" cause people to stop thinking, like a distraction.

I don't think we need an anti-thinking queen. (haha double negative, too)

 

[Forge3]

Aah, but who can resist da real deal, from da queeeen herself, sir?

I warn you I was a cook and a baker professionally (serious). And can make concoctions that would transport your taste buds and senses to a kind of paradise. More than selected pictures I did the real thing working with white and dark chocolate and of varied cheesecakes. You are no match for me. Accept my kingship for you are not match for a chef

 

[candle glow]

wow, you're gonna have a lot of royal jobs before we're done here. Executioner, cook, jester...

 

[Forge3]

wow, you're gonna have a lot of royal jobs before we're done here. Executioner, cook, jester...

Nah those I will consign to my servants after having teached them of such things as is my duty as king including you.

King

 

[All4HISglory]

Queen!

~For Your glory Lord {iPad}

 

[Forge3]

Queen!

~For Your glory Lord {iPad}

Yers when I am king I shall make you my queen.

King

 

[All4HISglory]

Yers when I am king I shall make you my queen.

King

Sorry dethroned King, I'm already Queen!

 

[psalms 91]

king

 

[candle glow]

Hooray, 700. Only 300 more to go!