Fun things to do in the elevator

[Trailltrader]

?? Cnn would be great in an elevator ?? What do you mean, Pyramid? I mean we've got advertizing everywhere now! There's a few elevators that don't have visual junk on the walls but not many! Youre saying we need those speed check out TV's like at Walmart?

 

[star in the sky]

Id sell and promote kids biscuits in an elevator .

 

[GodsGirl345]

Lol!
Also: How to Get a Free Passage to the Insane Asylum.

 

[Trailltrader]

At Clover Park Technical College in the engineering elevator someone put up a small sticker that says "Staring at elevator buttons will cause flatuance"

 

[Trav11]

"take shoes off before entering the elevator and act disgusted that the other passengers have their shoes on"
I wanna try this one. haha

 

[CMarie]

So funny! Thank you!

 

[StephanieSomer]

Turn quietly to another passenger and say, "You can SEE me??"

 

[common2man]

Got a laugh out of that - thanks for sharing!

 

[4KidsMOM]

Hahaha....I'm not doing any of those things. I rather just wait quietly. lol

 

[DavidCFName]

How funny!

 

[Mesme]

xD nice ones!

 

[Trailltrader]

My favorite joke when I'm in Seattle- especially on a skyscraper that's 70 or 90 stories:

"Thank you everyone for showing up for todays meeting. (turning to the person my left) I assume you brought the coffee right- cafeteria should have set it up. (turn to the next person) "You brought the doughnuts right?" (Turns to the NEXT person) "Did you bring the projected results from the McGuire project on the extended forecast?" (The next person) "Did you contact legal and what did they say about our lawsuit?" (By this time people are freaking out) Then you look around and say while cleaning your glasses "I'm in the wrong meeting room! Sorry- didn't realize that" then get off,,,,

 

[camcates21]

I almost died laughing!

 

[Trailltrader]

Yeah, one of my more inspired ways of irritating people.

A confession- awhile back we were discussing spiritual gifts and I'm fair certain mine is "conflict enhancement"