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Lioness901
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Hey I have a list of things some are my ideas some are from the internet of fun things to do in the elevator. So if ever your in the elevator and your bored please try one of these things and let me know how it goes. Also if you have an idea that's not on this list of something fun to do in the elevator please share it.
Make race car noises whenever someone gets on or off the elevator
Insist on shaking each person's hand whenever they leave or get on the elevator
Congratulate everyone for being in the same elevator as you and let them know you'll give out autographs later
Blow your nose very loudly and then show the contents to the passengers.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "shut up all of you just shut up!"
Constantly keep whistling the tune its a small world after all
Sell girl scout cookies or Avon products or just anything
On a long ride sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator
Shave
Open up your purse or briefcase and while peering inside it ask "got enough air in there??"
Offer name tags to everyone in the elevator and wear yours upside down
stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off ever
When arriving at your floor grunt and strain to yank the doors open then act surprised when they open on there own and exclaim "oh magic!"
Lean over to another passenger and whisper "noogie patrol coming!"
Greet everyone coming in the elevator warmly with a firm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral
Give yourself a manicure or pedicure
On the highest floor hold the door open and demand it stays open till you hear your penny you dropped down the chute go "plink" at the bottom
Do tai chi exercises
stare with a great big creepy grin on your face at another passenger for an uncomfortably long time and then announce "I got new socks on!"
When at least 8 people have entered the elevator moan at the back when the doors have closed "oh no not now motion sickness!"
Meow or make other animal noises occasionally and pretend it wasn't you who made the noise
bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose
frown and mutter "gotta go gotta go!" and then say "oops!"
show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected
sing Mary had a little lamb while continually pressing buttons
holler "chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends
walk in with a straight face carrying a cooler that says "human head" on the side of it
stare at a passenger for a while then announce "your one of them!" then move slowly away from them acting in pure terror
burp and say "mmm...tasty!"
leave a box in between the doors
ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them and act like an upset 5 year old when say no
wear a puppet on your hand and talk to passengers through the puppet
try and start a sing a long
take a bite of some food then say to a passenger with a mouth full of food "wanna see whats in my mouf??"
blow spit bubbles
chew some gum loudly and pull it out in long strings
carry a blanket and clutch it protectively
make explosion noises whenever anyone presses a button
stare at your thumb at say "I think its getting larger"
say to a passenger carrying a purse or briefcase "I need to use the bathroom can I use your bag??"
say to the passengers "hey wouldn't it be great if this thing were to plummet to the bottom what do you think will happen??"
pretend you got your arm or leg stuck in the door when it closes
set out a picnic and ask other passengers to join in
pass gas and blame it on another passenger
tell everyone in the elevator your just won the lottery and are on your way to collect your winnings see who's listening to you
as the elevator descends say "bombs away!"
offer to polish passengers shoes and when they say no tell them you need the money to feed the family back home in Estonia
hand out leaflets that says on them "what to do when the cable breaks. then ten tips that will keep your body in one piece although not alive it'll just make it easier with cleaning up the blood and all have a nice day"
act surprised when the elevator starts to go up and shout "the ground is falling!"
let your cell phone ring and don't ever answer it
walk into the elevator saying "this reminds of being buried alive oh those were the days"
suggest to the passengers that you all should play twister and get out the twister game and lay it out
paint the walls in the elevator
on entering ask the passengers "will you be my fwiend??" burst into tears when they say no
get into the elevator with someone when it starts to move stop the elevator and say angerly "twenty years in prison for murdering the whole family and I get stuck in an elevator!"
Pretend to be the Pilot of the elevator and wear a headset and when you pressed the button say "departing over roger"
announce in a computer like voice "this elevator will self destruct in 5 4 3 2 ... oh here's my floor!"
serve tea and coffee
take shoes off before entering the elevator and act disgusted that the other passengers have their shoes on
act like your in charge of the elevator and order people around for where they should stand and when they can press the button and when they can leave the elevator
in a crowded elevator when your coming near to your floor get all emotional and say how you'll never forget them all and ask for a group hug
insist the elevator is 3.00 each for a ride and everyone must pay you
pretend to be a flight attendant and when people leave say "ok bye bye now bye bye have a nice day bye"
yodel
bring a magnifying glass and inspect other passengers closely and say "oh look at your pores"
sing in an out of tune voice "I know a song that will get on your nerves get on your nerves get on your nerves get on your nerves..."
try break dancing
challenge a passenger to a thumb war
explain your ideas of world domination to the wall
dress up like the grim reaper when its not Halloween and stare at a passenger and say in a low voice "it is time"
while the doors are opening say "hide it quick!" then whistle innocently looking up at the ceiling as people walk in
if anyone happens to bump into you by accident recoil in horror and say "bad touch!"
wave your hands wildly at invisible flies flying around your head
explain to the passengers how this elevator looks the same as all the others and pretend to be upset and say "I just don't understand why"
ask people which floor they want and when they tell you ask them "is that your final answer??"
dress up like a bellboy and ask passengers what floor they want then press the wrong button and when they try to correct you say "are you trying to tell me how to do my job!?!?"
wear a pillow under your shirt so you look pregnant and when the elevator is moving shout "MY WATER BROKE!"
this is only funny if your gonna go down to parking level. while waiting for elevator say very loudly to the elevator "take me down to p!" see what everyone does
do air guitar
do the disco
river dance
whine to other passengers constantly on how badly you want a muffin and if someone happens to offer you own smile and say "no thanks!"
constantly burp the alphabet
when you enter the elevator do some cool intro music and say "its ok now I'm here"
start laughing uncontrollably at nothing
announce loudly to a passenger "you got grey in your hair!"
announce loudly in a crowded elevator that your an ex-con
bring a pillow into the elevator and try and start a pillow fight
sing any song preferably an opera song off key and loudly and when you are done tell passengers your auditioning for American Idol
try and start a tickle fight
start shadow boxing
whisper in a passengers ear "I see dead people"
all the sudden scream as loud as you can then just act calmly and wonder why everyone is staring at you
do Darth Vader impressions
do Elvis impressions
do the snoopy dance
pick your teeth with a toothpick
keep bangin ya head on a wall
pretend your Dr.Phil and try and convince passengers that your Dr.Phil and act upset when they don't believe you
do sponge bob impressions
sing the llama llama duck song
keep pokin people then insist it wasn't you that poked them
for every person that walks in the elevator say "well butter my butt and call me a biscuit look who's here"
talk baby talk to everyone
keep talking to yourself
do jumping jacks
walk and talk like a cowboy
take a skipping rope and skip in the elevator
put a white sheet over you and cut out holes for your eyes and nose and walk in the elevator and try and convince people that your the ghost of the elevator and say "boo" every once in a while
do different things in slow motion this includes talking
every once in a while say "clean up on aisle 5!"
auction off the floors to people
try and figure skate
do Elmo impressions
do gangnum style
do the macarena
keep asking people in a whiny voice if they will tell you a story
dress like Gandolf the wizard and when people try and leave the elevator stand in front of em and say "you shall not pass!"
get in a sudden rage on how no one accepts your requests to play farmville
try and convince passengers that you can operate the elevator with your minds
act like everyone in the elevator is your personal therapist
try and get everyone in the elevator to do the wave
do a stand up comedy routine
say to everyone in the elevator "whats up doc??"
dress up like a detective and say to passengers "I got evidence it was you who pressed that one button that one time"
act shocked and say to a passenger "did you totally see the episode of that one show!?"
if you have a mustache comb it
take your invisible dog with you and act offended when no one believes the dog exists
keep telling knock knock jokes
hum the Jaws theme song
randomly shout "ICEBERG!"
pretend to be in love with the elevator and insist that people treat it nice and say nice things to it
when someone tries to enter the elevator stand in front of em and say "one does not simply walk into the elevator"
jog in one place
do push ups
do ballet
try and convince passengers you have a Russian mafia
go up to the elevator wall and hug it and say "I understand you I know"
lick the elevator walls and try and convince people it tastes good
when you leave the elevator tell everyone how your off to see the wizard of oz
keep saying over and over "there's no place like home"
do a mime act
randomly open your arms wide and say to a passenger "let me love you"
when someone gets in the elevator get mad and say "where have you been all this time I have been waiting for you!"
try and convince passengers that the elevator has feelings
tell passengers that if the elevator goes to the wrong floor you will release the kraken
play with a yo-yo
make faces at people
crack your knuckles
try and instruct passengers how to correctly press the buttons and insist that the fate of the human race depends on them pressing them correctly
put a human like dummy in a black garbage bag with a hand sticking out and walk in the elevator with it and say "another one bites the dust..."
do the robot
hula hoop in the elevator
moonwalk
press the buttons with your tongue
do the YMCA
play air drums
when someone presses a button shout "BAZINGA!"
tap dance
fake sneeze
do card tricks
sing the theme song of Bill Nye the science guy
say to passengers "allow me to play you the song of my people" then do some Hawaiian nose humming
juggle anything or juggle nothing
quote Shakespear
walk in wearing pajama's and act suprised that no one else is dressed like that
act upset and get on your knees and beg the elevator to not break up with you
play the recorder off key
try and start a game of rock paper scissors
pretend to hold a microphone and report everything happening in the elevator and interview people
pop your cheek
march in one place
try and make snow angels
hop around on a pogo stick
hop on one foot as long as you can
tell everyone your a member of the lollipop guild and hand out lollipops
practice martial arts
try to play the game the floor is lava
Make race car noises whenever someone gets on or off the elevator
Insist on shaking each person's hand whenever they leave or get on the elevator
Congratulate everyone for being in the same elevator as you and let them know you'll give out autographs later
Blow your nose very loudly and then show the contents to the passengers.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "shut up all of you just shut up!"
Constantly keep whistling the tune its a small world after all
Sell girl scout cookies or Avon products or just anything
On a long ride sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator
Shave
Open up your purse or briefcase and while peering inside it ask "got enough air in there??"
Offer name tags to everyone in the elevator and wear yours upside down
stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off ever
When arriving at your floor grunt and strain to yank the doors open then act surprised when they open on there own and exclaim "oh magic!"
Lean over to another passenger and whisper "noogie patrol coming!"
Greet everyone coming in the elevator warmly with a firm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral
Give yourself a manicure or pedicure
On the highest floor hold the door open and demand it stays open till you hear your penny you dropped down the chute go "plink" at the bottom
Do tai chi exercises
stare with a great big creepy grin on your face at another passenger for an uncomfortably long time and then announce "I got new socks on!"
When at least 8 people have entered the elevator moan at the back when the doors have closed "oh no not now motion sickness!"
Meow or make other animal noises occasionally and pretend it wasn't you who made the noise
bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose
frown and mutter "gotta go gotta go!" and then say "oops!"
show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected
sing Mary had a little lamb while continually pressing buttons
holler "chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends
walk in with a straight face carrying a cooler that says "human head" on the side of it
stare at a passenger for a while then announce "your one of them!" then move slowly away from them acting in pure terror
burp and say "mmm...tasty!"
leave a box in between the doors
ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them and act like an upset 5 year old when say no
wear a puppet on your hand and talk to passengers through the puppet
try and start a sing a long
take a bite of some food then say to a passenger with a mouth full of food "wanna see whats in my mouf??"
blow spit bubbles
chew some gum loudly and pull it out in long strings
carry a blanket and clutch it protectively
make explosion noises whenever anyone presses a button
stare at your thumb at say "I think its getting larger"
say to a passenger carrying a purse or briefcase "I need to use the bathroom can I use your bag??"
say to the passengers "hey wouldn't it be great if this thing were to plummet to the bottom what do you think will happen??"
pretend you got your arm or leg stuck in the door when it closes
set out a picnic and ask other passengers to join in
pass gas and blame it on another passenger
tell everyone in the elevator your just won the lottery and are on your way to collect your winnings see who's listening to you
as the elevator descends say "bombs away!"
offer to polish passengers shoes and when they say no tell them you need the money to feed the family back home in Estonia
hand out leaflets that says on them "what to do when the cable breaks. then ten tips that will keep your body in one piece although not alive it'll just make it easier with cleaning up the blood and all have a nice day"
act surprised when the elevator starts to go up and shout "the ground is falling!"
let your cell phone ring and don't ever answer it
walk into the elevator saying "this reminds of being buried alive oh those were the days"
suggest to the passengers that you all should play twister and get out the twister game and lay it out
paint the walls in the elevator
on entering ask the passengers "will you be my fwiend??" burst into tears when they say no
get into the elevator with someone when it starts to move stop the elevator and say angerly "twenty years in prison for murdering the whole family and I get stuck in an elevator!"
Pretend to be the Pilot of the elevator and wear a headset and when you pressed the button say "departing over roger"
announce in a computer like voice "this elevator will self destruct in 5 4 3 2 ... oh here's my floor!"
serve tea and coffee
take shoes off before entering the elevator and act disgusted that the other passengers have their shoes on
act like your in charge of the elevator and order people around for where they should stand and when they can press the button and when they can leave the elevator
in a crowded elevator when your coming near to your floor get all emotional and say how you'll never forget them all and ask for a group hug
insist the elevator is 3.00 each for a ride and everyone must pay you
pretend to be a flight attendant and when people leave say "ok bye bye now bye bye have a nice day bye"
yodel
bring a magnifying glass and inspect other passengers closely and say "oh look at your pores"
sing in an out of tune voice "I know a song that will get on your nerves get on your nerves get on your nerves get on your nerves..."
try break dancing
challenge a passenger to a thumb war
explain your ideas of world domination to the wall
dress up like the grim reaper when its not Halloween and stare at a passenger and say in a low voice "it is time"
while the doors are opening say "hide it quick!" then whistle innocently looking up at the ceiling as people walk in
if anyone happens to bump into you by accident recoil in horror and say "bad touch!"
wave your hands wildly at invisible flies flying around your head
explain to the passengers how this elevator looks the same as all the others and pretend to be upset and say "I just don't understand why"
ask people which floor they want and when they tell you ask them "is that your final answer??"
dress up like a bellboy and ask passengers what floor they want then press the wrong button and when they try to correct you say "are you trying to tell me how to do my job!?!?"
wear a pillow under your shirt so you look pregnant and when the elevator is moving shout "MY WATER BROKE!"
this is only funny if your gonna go down to parking level. while waiting for elevator say very loudly to the elevator "take me down to p!" see what everyone does
do air guitar
do the disco
river dance
whine to other passengers constantly on how badly you want a muffin and if someone happens to offer you own smile and say "no thanks!"
constantly burp the alphabet
when you enter the elevator do some cool intro music and say "its ok now I'm here"
start laughing uncontrollably at nothing
announce loudly to a passenger "you got grey in your hair!"
announce loudly in a crowded elevator that your an ex-con
bring a pillow into the elevator and try and start a pillow fight
sing any song preferably an opera song off key and loudly and when you are done tell passengers your auditioning for American Idol
try and start a tickle fight
start shadow boxing
whisper in a passengers ear "I see dead people"
all the sudden scream as loud as you can then just act calmly and wonder why everyone is staring at you
do Darth Vader impressions
do Elvis impressions
do the snoopy dance
pick your teeth with a toothpick
keep bangin ya head on a wall
pretend your Dr.Phil and try and convince passengers that your Dr.Phil and act upset when they don't believe you
do sponge bob impressions
sing the llama llama duck song
keep pokin people then insist it wasn't you that poked them
for every person that walks in the elevator say "well butter my butt and call me a biscuit look who's here"
talk baby talk to everyone
keep talking to yourself
do jumping jacks
walk and talk like a cowboy
take a skipping rope and skip in the elevator
put a white sheet over you and cut out holes for your eyes and nose and walk in the elevator and try and convince people that your the ghost of the elevator and say "boo" every once in a while
do different things in slow motion this includes talking
every once in a while say "clean up on aisle 5!"
auction off the floors to people
try and figure skate
do Elmo impressions
do gangnum style
do the macarena
keep asking people in a whiny voice if they will tell you a story
dress like Gandolf the wizard and when people try and leave the elevator stand in front of em and say "you shall not pass!"
get in a sudden rage on how no one accepts your requests to play farmville
try and convince passengers that you can operate the elevator with your minds
act like everyone in the elevator is your personal therapist
try and get everyone in the elevator to do the wave
do a stand up comedy routine
say to everyone in the elevator "whats up doc??"
dress up like a detective and say to passengers "I got evidence it was you who pressed that one button that one time"
act shocked and say to a passenger "did you totally see the episode of that one show!?"
if you have a mustache comb it
take your invisible dog with you and act offended when no one believes the dog exists
keep telling knock knock jokes
hum the Jaws theme song
randomly shout "ICEBERG!"
pretend to be in love with the elevator and insist that people treat it nice and say nice things to it
when someone tries to enter the elevator stand in front of em and say "one does not simply walk into the elevator"
jog in one place
do push ups
do ballet
try and convince passengers you have a Russian mafia
go up to the elevator wall and hug it and say "I understand you I know"
lick the elevator walls and try and convince people it tastes good
when you leave the elevator tell everyone how your off to see the wizard of oz
keep saying over and over "there's no place like home"
do a mime act
randomly open your arms wide and say to a passenger "let me love you"
when someone gets in the elevator get mad and say "where have you been all this time I have been waiting for you!"
try and convince passengers that the elevator has feelings
tell passengers that if the elevator goes to the wrong floor you will release the kraken
play with a yo-yo
make faces at people
crack your knuckles
try and instruct passengers how to correctly press the buttons and insist that the fate of the human race depends on them pressing them correctly
put a human like dummy in a black garbage bag with a hand sticking out and walk in the elevator with it and say "another one bites the dust..."
do the robot
hula hoop in the elevator
moonwalk
press the buttons with your tongue
do the YMCA
play air drums
when someone presses a button shout "BAZINGA!"
tap dance
fake sneeze
do card tricks
sing the theme song of Bill Nye the science guy
say to passengers "allow me to play you the song of my people" then do some Hawaiian nose humming
juggle anything or juggle nothing
quote Shakespear
walk in wearing pajama's and act suprised that no one else is dressed like that
act upset and get on your knees and beg the elevator to not break up with you
play the recorder off key
try and start a game of rock paper scissors
pretend to hold a microphone and report everything happening in the elevator and interview people
pop your cheek
march in one place
try and make snow angels
hop around on a pogo stick
hop on one foot as long as you can
tell everyone your a member of the lollipop guild and hand out lollipops
practice martial arts
try to play the game the floor is lava
