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Fun Poll...

If Satan were a human being alive today, what would his occupation be?

  • Polititian / Political Leader

  • Military General

  • CEO

  • Marketing Executive

  • Hollywood Celebrity

  • Used Car Salesman


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If Satan were incarnate as a human being, what would his occupation be?

This is more for fun and entertainment, not a serious theological debate.

While I think that the used car salesman position would be quite appealing (depending on the sales commission rate), I can't help but think that Satan is a little more, um, ambitious. Because in this job he is using only one of his many "talents", namely lying. I guess that's why the anti-christ (the closest thing to Satan's child) will find politics so appealing ... lying, stealing, and destruction ... all in the one occupation. Who can pass up a chance like that? ;)

I also like the idea put forward on the second page by Margin about him being a dentist, lol. :D It does seem to go with a few of his attributes, including lying ("This won't hurt...").
 
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