This was told by a great comedian by the name of Red Skelton.
After Church one day a little boy goes up to the preacher and asks, Is it true that when god made man he made him from the dust of the earth? Yes said the Preacher!
The little boy asked. Is it also true that when someone dies they return back to the dust of the earth? Yes said the Preacher! Why do you ask? Little boy says,
Sir, you need to get to my house right away. Because there is somebody coming or going under my bed.
After Church one day a little boy goes up to the preacher and asks, Is it true that when god made man he made him from the dust of the earth? Yes said the Preacher!
The little boy asked. Is it also true that when someone dies they return back to the dust of the earth? Yes said the Preacher! Why do you ask? Little boy says,
Sir, you need to get to my house right away. Because there is somebody coming or going under my bed.
