You can’t answer the question, “Where are you from?”.
You speak two languages, but can’t spell either.
You embarrass yourself by asking what swear words mean.
You read National Geographic and recognize someone.
You have a time zone map next to your telephone.
You would rather eat seaweed than cafeteria food.
You consider a city 500 km away to be “very close”.
You can cut grass with a machete, but can’t start a lawnmower.
You speak with authority on the subject of airline travel.
You read the international section before the comics.
You sort your friends by continent.
You know how to pack.
Fitting 15 or more people into a car seems normal to you.
You refer to gravel roads as highways.
You haggle with the checkout clerk for a lower price.
You don’t think that two hours is a long sermon.
You go to the local Korean restaurant just to listen to the conversation.
You marvel at the cleanliness of gas station bathrooms.
Your last memories of your parents’ families are 20 years old.
You think you’ve died and gone to heaven when you go into a foreign grocery store.
You have a name in at least two different languages, and it’s not the same one.
You feel you need to move after you’ve lived in the same place for a month.
You speak two languages, but can’t spell either.
You embarrass yourself by asking what swear words mean.
You read National Geographic and recognize someone.
You have a time zone map next to your telephone.
You would rather eat seaweed than cafeteria food.
You consider a city 500 km away to be “very close”.
You can cut grass with a machete, but can’t start a lawnmower.
You speak with authority on the subject of airline travel.
You read the international section before the comics.
You sort your friends by continent.
You know how to pack.
Fitting 15 or more people into a car seems normal to you.
You refer to gravel roads as highways.
You haggle with the checkout clerk for a lower price.
You don’t think that two hours is a long sermon.
You go to the local Korean restaurant just to listen to the conversation.
You marvel at the cleanliness of gas station bathrooms.
Your last memories of your parents’ families are 20 years old.
You think you’ve died and gone to heaven when you go into a foreign grocery store.
You have a name in at least two different languages, and it’s not the same one.
You feel you need to move after you’ve lived in the same place for a month.
