Free Blessings Here!!!

[theywhosowintears]

Post something.

If I like it I will bless you.

only rule... it has to be something in writing...no pics or movies... but you can just give me a funny link if you think that will make me happy...

Go for it.

Scriptures, quotes, jokes, stories, even theology!
I will bless you for it! (no promises, first in first served, after that outstanding posts will be rewarded.)

First reply got 500!
2nd and 3rd got 250!

 

[skiguy21]

theywhosowintears is a very nice person and is giving Blessings away

And i'm gonna give him Reps

 

[WhirlwindMonk]

Revelations 1:8 "I am the Alpha and the Omega," said the Lord God. "Who is, who was, and who is to be. The Almighty."

^My favorite bible verse.

 

[RedTulipMom]

theywhosowintears,
just wanted to say it is very nice of you to give away blessings. That is a kind thing to do!! You will make people smile!
karen

 

[RedTulipMom]

THANKS so much for the blessings!!!! woo hoo!!

karen

 

[FlyerBoy]

theywhosowintears

I am not going to beg you for Blessings. But would like to thank you for being such a giving person. I hope that some day I will have enough blessings to give them away like you do. You don't have to give me blessings if you don't want. I am not that type of person that goes around looking to be rewarded all the time. i just wanted to thank you.

 

[Loving Daughter]

This so sweet of you!!!!! Here's one of my favorite one line jokes.......

Never ever take a sleeping pill and a laxative in the same night.

 

[little esther]

did ya know that God's phone number was jer.33:3---- call unto me and i will answer

 

[tromo]

there was a boy from romania who had come to america to go to school he had little understanding of english and math so his teacher asked him to draw symbols to equal nine so he drew tree + tree+ tree=9 so then the teacher wanted to make it harder so she said equal 99 so he marked on the trees and said it was dirty tree+ dirty tree+ dirty tree =99 then the teacher said equal 100 so he drew a glob under each and said it was dirty tree and a turde + dirty tree and a turde + dirty tree and a turde= 100

 

[Lycana]

Here is a poem I wrote. I hope you enjoy it.

Bright Ocean Dream
by Cenerue

I float
Upon a great bright sea
The quiet waters are transparent glass
The sea holds my body like a warm watery bed.
Small fish and great ships pass by (and maybe mermaids)
But I am alone
Alone in the flowing sea
Above me in the breezy air seagulls call:
A sound both free and beautiful
And yet I sink down, slowly, away from the upper airs,
Safe.
Slowly I am covered with the warm waters
In quiet, in peace I sink
Deep, deep I travel down
Into the blue-green interior of the ocean.
In the murkiness I think I see a mermaid.
I see her hair, long and red swirling through the waters.
Her body a swift glitter of silver in the greenness.
Down here, the waters are warm and clear.
The sea is dim to see, my eyes are closed in something like sleep
I am safe in the warm interior of a bright ocean dream.

 

[Bemiah_Angel]

one of the secrets in life is keeping your friends within hugging distance!!
1:Corinthians 13, If I can speak int the tounges of men and angels, but have not love I am only a resounding gong or clanging symbol. And If I have the gift of prophcy and can fathom all mysteries, and all knowledge but have not love I am nothing. If I surrender my body to the flames and give all I posses to the poor but have not love I gain nothing. Love is patient, love is kind, it does not boast, it is not proud, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs, Love always protects always trusts, always hopes, always perserveres, love never fauils. But where there are prophicies they will cease, with there is knowledge it will pass away, and where there are tounges they will be stilled,for we know in pasrt and we prophcy in part, but when perfection comes, the imperfetc dissapears. When I was a cghild i thought like a child, talked like a chiled, and reasoned like a child. but when I became a man I pit childish ways behind me. But now we see but a poor reflection as in a mirror. Then we shall see face to face. Now these three remain, faith, hope and love, but the greatest of thses is love.

It's not perfect I memorized it awhile ago, I only had to look at my paper once. Hope you like!

 

[The_Evelyonian]

Revelation 19:6And I heard as it were the voice of a great multitude, and as the voice of many waters, and as the voice of mighty thunderings, saying, Alleluia: for the Lord God omnipotent reigneth.

 

[Disciple_Of_God19]

What is green, fuzzy, has four legs, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?

A pool table

 

[Disciple_Of_God19]

I'm posting you a few jokes by the way. Hope you enjoy them

A man would watch from his store nearby as two older boys picked on Little Johnny. They would tease him because he couldn't tell the difference between a dime and a nickel. They always said he was "A few fries short of a happymeal," or "The dullest tool in the shed." To prove their point, they would have Little Johnny choose between the dime or the nickel. Little Johnny always chose the nickel. Finally the man pulled him ove and said, "Why do you let those boys do that to you? Don't you know they are making fun of you? You know a dime is worth more than a nickel." Little Johnny looked up at him and grinned. "I know a dime is worth more than a nickel, but if I chose the dime then they would stop giving me money. So far I've saved ove 20 dollars."

 

[Disciple_Of_God19]

A computer programmer recieved this error message: Three things in life are guaranteed - taxes, death, and compute crashes. Guess which one just happened?

 

[Disciple_Of_God19]

[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=+2]Three impatient golfers[/size][/font]

[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.[/font]

[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The engineer fumed, "What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!"[/font]

[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!"[/font]

[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The pastor said,"Hey, here comes the greenskeeper. Let's have a word with him."[/font]

[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Hi, George. Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?"[/font]

[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The greenskeeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."[/font]

[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The group was silent for a moment. The pastor said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."[/font]

[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them."[/font]

[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The engineer said, "Why can't these guys play at night?"[/font]
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[theywhosowintears]

Hi Guys Thanks for the awesome posts!

I already gave awy all of my blessings (except for the one I will get for this post)!

SO sorry if I didn't give you any!

Hope someone else feels generous enough to bless you all!

Peace

Theywhosowintears

 

[daisyduck]

What is a skeleton in a closet?





the little boy who won at hide and seek!

 

[Tari Nol]

I decided one day to make the Australian anthem about food...

Australians all eat sausages
For Breakfast, Lunch and Tea
With golden hash browns on the side
We love our KFC!
Our land abounds in natures gifts
Of meat pies and sausage rolls!
With courage we'll try wichedy grubs
and advance aussie burgers fair!
Enjoy fried fish and Macdonalds
and advance aussie burgers fair!!!!!

I hope I recieve blessings

 

[pursuit4perfection]

to search for the truth is neverending