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* kittie *

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(this is our "story" so far) lol

Jim delivered flowers for the city's only florist. When people needed flowers, he told them to let him know before the world blew up. What will anyone do without any flowers to place on all those really, really, ugly people who might want flowers? So much for being a flower delivery person. Nevertheless, he did his best to be all knowing and powerful, but people treat him with absolutely no respect. One day, while delivering a box of daffodils, some bees flew by and he freaked out! In this moment, he prayed to God, asking for some help to reach his girlfriend who is right by his side usually, But he does not really believe she cares about the monkey in the really weird looking tree right above his head. The monkey turned into a well dressed lady who was really a princess under a spell. She hopped down and turned into a ugly green frog with two left feet and six fingers per hand! "Gross!" he said while he turned his head and did a somersault. After this, he felt that he should not. He thought to himself that God is good, but rather do a backflip than eat turkey in a red fez. This he can do very well in his own strength. Sometimes he ate while talking and finished his lunch in such a hurry that he forgot to drink the liquid cheese from the bottle in the basket. Adfter having lunch, he sat under a tree to rest a little while before going to the football field. Once there, he would seek for people he knew would never consider taking the time to pray for themselves or to get their lives right with GOd. Therefore, when they went away, he grieved that they did not come to understand where they fell and weep without control at the feet of Jesus their Lord. THen he gave up on being sad and decided that he would never, ever again grieve for anyone unwilling to even hear the Gospel of Jesus and His love. He stood up and began praising God for the good things and all of the bad that happened to him brought him to this spot at a building around the corner of MacDonald's. Standing around, he noticed something very unusual. He saw an alligator with a wide open mouth, and big sharp teeth, ready to grab a big and tasty portion of anyone who dared to interfere with catching a big fat donkey flying in the sky, heading right for a target on the cement patio where the old cat barked. Finally, he gave up and went back to his house.
 
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