- Jun 18, 2006
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What do you want me to say that I have a sign at the end of my driveway that reads:
PRIVATE PROPERTY
NO
TRESPASSING
SOLICITORS and
PREACHERS
*WILL* be SHOT
Sorry to disappoint, but I don't. I don't even have a shooty thing.
(Though I did once tear a tract left in my door in half and left it lie for weeks on the stoop like a cat leaving a dead bird as a warning.No, seriously I did.)
I once knocked on a door, then noticed the sign that said:
I SHOOT EVERY THIRD SOLICITOR, AND THE SECOND ONE JUST LEFT
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