Fortunately, Unfortunately...

[Auncy]

Unfortunately it was moth infested.

 

[marezee]

fortunately, he slept in the moth-eaten sleeping bag, and she got his bed!

 

[marezee]

unfortunately, she woke up with a back ache because the mattress was old!

 

[lavenderbees]

Fortunately he lived next door to a public swimming pool so she was able to go for a swim before breakfast (which eased the pain in her back).

 

[NorthernGirl]

Unfortunately the pool wasn't heated and she ended up catching a cold.

 

[ALABALE]

Fortunately, the pool was filled with NyQuil!

 

[Nobella]

Unfortunatly it was too much NyQuil and she felt quite tipsy!! :o ((((Hic!))))

 

[lavenderbees]

Fortunately she managed to stagger back to the doctor's home before she was completed enebriated.

 

[DaBronx]

Unfortunately the doctor charged her $150 for an emergency visit

 

[marezee]

fortunately he waived the fee because they were dating!

 

[PatchworkQuilts]

Unfortunately he was married, but "forgot" to mention it.

 

[April Angel]

Fortunately she noticed his wedding ring on his bedside table.

 

[marezee]

unfortunately, it was his wife's ring!

 

[DaBronx]

Fortunately his wife was wearing it at the time... ahem.

 

[marezee]

(maybe that should be an unfortunately!)

Unfortunately, the woman was wearing her husband's shirt and shorts.

 

[Auncy]

Fortunately the shirt and shorts fit perfectly

 

[marezee]

unfortunately, his wife wasn't too pleased with the whole situation, even though the doctor and woman didn't do anything wrong, and they slept in separate rooms!

 

[Auncy]

unfortunately, his wife wasn't too pleased with the whole situation, even though the doctor and woman didn't do anything wrong, and they slept in separate rooms!

Well, ok then!! LOL!!!
(new story)
Unfortunately I don't have my Christmas shopping done!

 

[Nobella]

Fortunately you still have many days left!

 

[Auncy]

Unfortunately I don't have the time to shop during the week only on weekends