Fortunately, Unfortunately... (2)

[tntsue]

she did not have good aim and missed the trash can with the chicken bone which landed on the head of a nearby sunbather who was sleeping.

 

[NorwayUnn]

Fortunately

that sunbather was a friendly person, who invited her for coffee right away.

 

[4Everloved]

Unfortunately, even tiny amounts of coffee made her extremely hyper.

 

[PearlsofWisdom]

Fortunately

Hulk Hogan invited himself for coffee and impressed the sunbathers with his amazing feats of strength...

 

[tntsue]

Unfortunately, A paparazzi snapped a photo and blinded Hogan for a second, his right foot slipped while making a muscle pose and the picture was passed around as Hulk being muscle bound and in need of more major prayer.

 

[PearlsofWisdom]

Fortunately

A prayer group was in the area, ran over in leaps and bounds and prayed for him...

 

[4Everloved]

Unfortunately, someone complained about their public prayer and the prayer warriors were all put in jail.

 

[PearlsofWisdom]

Fortunately

Those placed in jail began praising God at the midnight hour, an angel showed up and released them.

 

[tntsue]

and they forgot to ask directions to the Chinese Food resturaunt (they were famished).

 

[PearlsofWisdom]

Fortunately

A dove appeared, landed on the middle finger of one of the starving folk and presented a piece of paper with directions to find food

 

[tntsue]

the dove had just flown in from two states away and their hybrid solar-powered car could only 100 miles per day.

 

[4Everloved]

Fortunately, a Greyhound Bus station was just across the street.

 

[tntsue]

no one owned a greyhound.

 

[PearlsofWisdom]

Fortunately,

The recent winner of American Idol just happened to be in the area with his super delux limousine and gave them a all a ride wherever they wanted with all the food they need to eat...

 

[tntsue]

The paparzzi was so thick at the resturaunt, they were having a real hard time getting in.

 

[PearlsofWisdom]

Fortunately

Arnold Schwarzeneggar happened to just arrive and had a special pass to get them in...

 

[NorwayUnn]

Unfortunately Arnold S. did not have all zhe time in zhe world to keep an eye on zhem and had to leave without his usual saying ''Aaaahl be baaak''.

 

[tntsue]

He had also paid for their meals before he left!!!

 

[marezee]

unfortunately, it wasn't enough, and they didn't have any money. so they had to wash dishes.

 

[tntsue]

The Discovery channel was doing a documentary about excellent four star resturaunts and Marezee, NorwayUnn, Pearls, 4EverLoved, and tntsue, and a couple other CF friends were captured on film washing dishes with smiles on their faces which caught the attention of a Christian TV producer and they were asked to star on a new reality show.


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