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Fortunately the snowman (without a nose) had a remote control; "Yes, I can help me and you," the snowman said looking at the elf, "Don't watch so much t.v. and you won't be looking for talking snowmen- like me!" The snowman smiled and handed the elf the remote control.
 
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Unfortunately, the elf had never really ever used a remote so he changed the channel and realized that it wasn't working right so he threw the remote in air....and as it was flying through the air.......
 
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...a Papa John's pizza flew out of the remote control. The elf's eyes were wide with disbelief as he smelled the fresh hot pizza flying in the air; he clapped his hands in delight as he followed the falling pizza...as the pizza neared closer the elf held his hands up high. Unfortunately the coo coo bird from the Cocoa Puffs box escaped the remote control and gobbled up the pizza...the elf grabbed the coo coo birds tail and pulled out a feather.
 
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