Sorry, that aint going to happen any time soon. I am a certified trained killer. My Sgt.Mgr told me many times!!!
I know you are used to the sterotyped Christian. Skinny pale glasses wearing scared of his own shadow, Christian.
Well, that aint me sugar. I am an ex-street fighting, ex-football playing, martial artist, U.S. Army trained killer.
Too many folks now a days believe hollywoods' version of Christianity. That is not how it is folks. Try again.
Here are some Saints you might also not want to try and give a wedgie too.
Read:
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14 As he approached Lehi, the Philistines came toward him shouting. The Spirit of the Lord came upon him in power. The ropes on his arms became like charred flax, and the bindings dropped from his hands. 15 Finding a fresh jawbone of a donkey, he grabbed it and struck down a thousand men. 16 Then Samson said, "With a donkey's jawbone I have made donkeys of them. With a donkey's jawbone I have killed a thousand men." -- Judges 15
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31 After Ehud came Shamgar son of Anath, who struck down six hundred Philistines with an oxgoad. He too saved Israel.
--Judges 3
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20 Abishai the brother of Joab was chief of the Three. He raised his spear against three hundred men, whom he killed, and so he became as famous as the Three. 21 He was doubly honored above the Three and became their commander, even though he was not included among them. 22 Benaiah son of Jehoiada was a valiant fighter from Kabzeel, who performed great exploits. He struck down two of Moab's best men. He also went down into a pit on a snowy day and killed a lion. 23 And he struck down an Egyptian who was seven and a half feet tall. Although the Egyptian had a spear like a weaver's rod in his hand, Benaiah went against him with a club. He snatched the spear from the Egyptian's hand and killed him with his own spear. --1 Chron. 11
Something to think about. 
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