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Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after
you've
had a baby.
somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother, "Normal," is history.
Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct ..
Somebody never took a three-year-old shopping.
Somebody said being a mother is boring ......
Somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver's
permit.
Somebody said if you're a "good" mother, your child will "turn out
good."
Somebody thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee.
Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices ..
Somebody never came out the back door just in time to see her child
hit a
golf ball through the neighbor's kitchen window.
Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother.
Somebody never helped a fourth grader with her math.
Somebody said you can't ! love the fifth child as much as you love the
first.
Somebody doesn't have five children.
Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing
questions in the books ........
Somebody never had a child stuff beans up his nose or in his ears.
Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery
.....
Somebody never watched her "baby" get on the bus for the first day of
kindergarten.
or on a plane headed for military "boot camp."
Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and one
hand
tied behind her back .......
Somebody never organized four giggling Brownies to sell cookies.
Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married
Somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-in-law to
a
mother's heartstrings.
Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves home
....
Somebody ! never had grandchildren.
Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to
tell
her .. Somebody isn't a mother.
Pass this along to all the "mothers" in your life.
you've
had a baby.
somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother, "Normal," is history.
Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct ..
Somebody never took a three-year-old shopping.
Somebody said being a mother is boring ......
Somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver's
permit.
Somebody said if you're a "good" mother, your child will "turn out
good."
Somebody thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee.
Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices ..
Somebody never came out the back door just in time to see her child
hit a
golf ball through the neighbor's kitchen window.
Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother.
Somebody never helped a fourth grader with her math.
Somebody said you can't ! love the fifth child as much as you love the
first.
Somebody doesn't have five children.
Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing
questions in the books ........
Somebody never had a child stuff beans up his nose or in his ears.
Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery
.....
Somebody never watched her "baby" get on the bus for the first day of
kindergarten.
or on a plane headed for military "boot camp."
Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and one
hand
tied behind her back .......
Somebody never organized four giggling Brownies to sell cookies.
Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married
Somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-in-law to
a
mother's heartstrings.
Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves home
....
Somebody ! never had grandchildren.
Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to
tell
her .. Somebody isn't a mother.
Pass this along to all the "mothers" in your life.
