Flamingo Mating Rules: 1. Learn the Funky Chicken

This applies to humans too, I feel sorry for those of who can't dance. If you say you can't dance, yet you can walk and count, then you're not trying hard enough.Flamingos are very good dancers. They twist and preen, they scratch their heads, they march in unison. They poke a wing in one direction and a leg in another.
They bend forward, sticking their tails up; they vigorously flap their wings in a flashy red and black display.
Flamingos are serially monogamous. They mate for one year, get divorced, and find a new mate the next year. New mates are mutually agreed upon — males and females both dance in search of a compatible partner.