(AP Newswire): This just in. New transitional hominid fossil discovered. Researchers have unearthed a new species of hominid from an area of northern Zimbabwe. The creature features many similar features to modern humans, but features significant differences in the lower extremities. While modern humans exhibit 5 toes on a slender foot, this creature features only 2 large opposed toes on a rather wide foot. It is believed this creature marks the divergent point well back on the evolutionary tree at the approximate point at which the modern ostrich ultimately diverged. It's unusual foot design is believed to have evolved to allow the creature unique tree climbing skills as many hominds at the time were largely losing those skills. Science has named this creature Homo Sapien Ostrichica.
Well, I suppose it could'a happened that way