Hey! You're barking up the wrong tree!
In reality, though, my wife and I have 7 computers between us that we use on a regular basis, and she isn't even a techie.
Let's see.. how many do I have? Guess it really depends on what you count as a "computer."
My three main machines are my desktop, laptop, and server. The server was originally a media center before I bought a media streamer and set that box up to serve media to it. My desktop was the server before that. I was using my laptop as a desktop, but since switching back to my actual desktop, I use it less.
Then I have my Xoom tablet and my phone, both which I use regularly. I think the Xoom is why I don't use my laptop as much anymore. I have an iPod Touch as well, but I don't use it very much.
I also have a VPS on Rackspace to host one of my websites. Just recently set that up. Pretty good if you want a cheap VPS to play around with.
So, in total, I have 7 computers/computing devices. I use five on a regular basis (desktop, server, tablet, VPS, phone) and the other two (laptop, iPod Touch) on a less regular basis.
I'm also thinking about upgrading my desktop, which might give me yet another server box. Not sure what I'd do with it though.