Finish my joke.

[king of nothing]

Okay... so Bill Clinton, Buddha, and Jesus walk into a bar......




I was talking to one of the Sunday school teachers at my church one day while she was getting ready for class to start. She was taping some pictures on the wall. I have no idea what the lesson was about but she had a picture of Jesus, a picture of Buddha, and a picture of Bill Clinton. As she put up the last one we both sort of paused and laughed a bit because it seemed like the beginning of a joke. It stands pretty well on it's own in certain circumstances but it'd be cool to have an ending. Anyone wanna take a stab at it?

 

[2+2=5]

So Bill Clinton, Buddha, and Jesus walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says, “What is this, a joke ”

(Sorry, it’s the best I could come up with on such short notice )

 

[king of nothing]

Thanks! If you come up with any more please let me know.

 

[The_White]

(sorry, I changed the names a bit)
Buddah, Bill Gates and Jesus walk into a bar and get into a discussion about saving.

Buddah says "Man cannot be saved without Works"
Gates says "Man cannot be saves unless the operator of Works presses ctrl-s"
Jesus says "I take Works and make I useless for only I can press ctrl-s"

Sorry, really lame but hey...

 

[king of nothing]

Sorry, really lame but hey...

No problem.... where would the world be without lame jokes?

Thanks!

 

[featherjinxer]

..And Jesus looks back to see what they'd hit? LOL sry, horrible at these...

 

[J'r'd]

Bill Clinton said "My wife forgives me for everything."
Buddha said "I will wait for my next life for forgiveness."
and Jesus says "Look guys, I'm walking the Earth again and you'd better get on board now."

 

[The_White]

And Jesus looks back to see what they'd hit

LOL