fill in the blank game

[hakrev]

the cow wondered into the field and ______

 

[Grammalamma]

dropped some cow patties. The farmer saw this and__________________

 

[G4M5Y5]

demanded the cow to clean up the field. The cow was ______________

 

[Panthoryn]

lazy, so he hired a _________

 

[Mayfaire]

poop scooper to do the job for him. When the man arrived, he ________

 

[Violet]

was overwhelmed w/the stench so he _________

 

[JessieFL]

ran, jumped on his bicycle and pedaled all the way to ______

 

[Mayfaire]

his grannie's house. His eyes were filled with tears, and he told his grannie _________

 

[Grammalamma]

he could no longer handle the poop scooper job, and would have to find a new job. He looked in the classified ads and much to see his surprise he saw a help wanted ad for a ______________________________, which he thought would be the perfect job for him.

 

[JessieFL]

He looked in the classified ads and much to see his surprise he saw a help wanted ad for a water ballet dance instructor, which he thought would be the perfect job for him. But just then he remembered that he could not swim, so he ____________

 

[LadyBird]

He looked in the classified ads and much to see his surprise he saw a help wanted ad for a house cleaner which he thought would be the perfect job for him. But soon realized the house keeper was not a house keeper, she was in fact________________________

 

[Mayfaire]

a person who keeps cows in her house! There was no way he was going to go thru that again so he ___________

 

[Violet]

jumped back on his bike and ended up _______

 

[JessieFL]

at Disneyland. Then Mickey offered him a job doing ____________

 

[Mayfaire]

Minnie's hair, but he couldn't cut it. (pun intended) So, he went to visit Pluto where he __________

 

[Violet]

was offered a job being his pooper scooper. He decided ________

 

[Grammalamma]

that it was his destiny to be a pooper scooper. When he asked how much the job paid, he was told________________________________

 

[Routerider]

"about 8 dollars an hour"...He thought about this and then asked "Are there any fringe benefits to be had?"...his potential boss said__________________

 

[gvsuman]

"at this job, your never very hungry...to think about it, plus you get to see alot of Disneyland in the process" He cringed and said ________________

 

[Ladybug7]

O.k. I'll take the job. But I have _______...